{"id":99359,"date":"2006-06-19T15:39:21","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T12:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2006\/06\/19\/anekdotai-111\/"},"modified":"2006-06-19T15:39:21","modified_gmt":"2006-06-19T12:39:21","slug":"anekdotai-111","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2006\/06\/19\/anekdotai-111\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gr\u012f\u017eta suvalkietis i\u0161 \u017evejybos ir pasakoja \u017emonai:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Jau tas m\u016bs\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173 \u0161yk\u0161tumas, tai negaliu! Taigi sutar\u0117m, kad tas, kuris pagaus<br \/>\n\u017euv\u012f pirmas, perka buteliuk\u0105, o antras \u2013 u\u017ekandos. S\u0117dim, \u017evejojam. \u017di\u016briu, Antanioko<br \/>\npl\u016bd\u0117 tik niurkt \u012f dugn\u0105, o tas s\u0117di, apsimeta, kad nemato. Paskui Vincui ka\u017ekas kad<br \/>\nprisikabino, tai net me\u0161kerykotis sulinko. O Vinc\u0117 n\u0117 krust, aplinkui \u017evalgosi, uodus<br \/>\ngainioja.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai gal tu pirmas i\u0161traukei? \u2013 klausia \u017emona.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai gal a\u0161 kvailas?! A\u0161 visai be slieko \u017evejojau. <\/p>\n<p>*** <\/p>\n<p>Naujausi tyrin\u0117jimai parod\u0117: nuomon\u0117, kad karv\u0117s mums duoda pieno, klaidinga! Jis<br \/>\npapras\u010diausiai i\u0161 j\u0173 atimamas. <\/p>\n<p>*** <\/p>\n<p>Eina \u017emogelis per mi\u0161k\u0105 ir visa gerkle r\u0117kia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A-\u016b\u016b! A-\u016b\u016b\u016b!<br \/>\n<br \/>Prie\u0161ais j\u012f i\u0161lenda lokys ir susierzin\u0119s klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ko \u010dia r\u0117kauji?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161&#8230; Pasiklydau, \u0161aukiu, gal kas i\u0161girs&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na, a\u0161 i\u0161girdau, \u2013 sako lokys, \u2013 dabar tau palengv\u0117jo?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gr\u012f\u017eta suvalkietis i\u0161 \u017evejybos ir pasakoja \u017emonai: \u2013 Jau tas m\u016bs\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173 \u0161yk\u0161tumas, tai negaliu! Taigi sutar\u0117m, kad tas, kuris pagaus \u017euv\u012f pirmas, perka buteliuk\u0105, o antras \u2013 u\u017ekandos. S\u0117dim,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}