{"id":89655,"date":"2008-10-16T09:39:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T06:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2008\/10\/16\/anekdotai-81\/"},"modified":"2008-10-16T09:39:54","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T06:39:54","slug":"anekdotai-81","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2008\/10\/16\/anekdotai-81\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pusvaland\u012f egzaminav\u0119s student\u0105, profesorius parei\u0161kia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 J\u016bs \u2013 nepaprastai gabus studentas. Vos keliais \u017eod\u017eiais sugebate pasakyti tiek daug nes\u0105moni\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas, programuotojo s\u016bnus, eina \u012f pirm\u0105 klas\u0119. Mokytoja vaikams ai\u0161kina:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vaikai, pamokose reikia b\u016bti tyliems, jei nor\u0117site ka\u017eko paklausti, pirma pakelkite rank\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas i\u0161kart pakelia rank\u0105. Mokytoja klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na, Petriuk, ko nor\u0117jai paklausti?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Nieko. Tiesiog testuoju sistem\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Jonukas pareina namo i\u0161 mokyklos. I\u0161tiesia t\u0117\u010diui pa\u017eymi\u0173 knygel\u0119, kurioje \u012fra\u0161ytas dvejetas, pa\u017ei\u016bri t\u0117\u010diui \u012f akis ir taria:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Juk svarbiausia, kad visi b\u016bt\u0173 sveiki, ar ne, t\u0117ti?<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas jau suaug\u0119s ir dirba Keli\u0173 policijoje. Sustabdo automobil\u012f, o prie vairo \u2013 buvusi vidurin\u0117s mokyklos mokytoja.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Laba diena, tamsta mokytoja.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Petriuk, kaip malonu susitikti&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ir man malonu&#8230; O dabar traukite i\u0161 rankin\u0117s tu\u0161inuk\u0105, s\u0105siuvin\u012f ir 100 kart\u0173 ra\u0161ykite: \u201eA\u0161 daugiau niekada neva\u017eiuosiu per sankry\u017e\u0105 degant raudonam \u0161viesoforo signalui\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>T\u0117vas kalba s\u016bnui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017dinok, vaikeli, kai u\u017eaugsi, vesi, tuomet ir suprasi, kas yra tikra laim\u0117.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tikrai?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip. Bet tada bus jau v\u0117lu.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Klausyk, gal gal\u0117tum duoti savo nuotrauk\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O k\u0105, jau labai patikau?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne! Tiesiog renku kortas su pokemonais!..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pusvaland\u012f egzaminav\u0119s student\u0105, profesorius parei\u0161kia: \u2013 J\u016bs \u2013 nepaprastai gabus studentas. Vos keliais \u017eod\u017eiais sugebate pasakyti tiek daug nes\u0105moni\u0173. *** Petriukas, programuotojo s\u016bnus, eina \u012f pirm\u0105 klas\u0119. Mokytoja vaikams ai\u0161kina:&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}