{"id":89180,"date":"2008-09-11T09:26:19","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T06:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2008\/09\/11\/anekdotai-77\/"},"modified":"2008-09-11T09:26:19","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T06:26:19","slug":"anekdotai-77","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2008\/09\/11\/anekdotai-77\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 I\u0161vardykite keturis naminius gyv\u016bnus, \u2013 sako mokytoja.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u0160uo ir trys \u0161uniukai, \u2013 \u017evaliai atsako Petriukas.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mama \u2013 s\u016bnui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kod\u0117l tu \u0161lapias?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mes su Petriuku \u017eaid\u0117me \u0161unis.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 ???<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161 buvau medis&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vaikai, kas yra egoistas? \u2013 klausia mokytojas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Egoistas \u2013 tai toks \u017emogus, kuris niekada nepagalvoja apie mane, \u2013 atsako Petriukas.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytojas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vaikai, atsistokite tie, kurie save laikote kvailais.<br \/>\n<br \/>Po keli\u0173 minu\u010di\u0173 atsistoja Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytojas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai tu, Petriuk, galvoji, kad esi kvailas?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne&#8230; Bet nepatogu, kai J\u016bs vienas stovite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 I\u0161vardykite keturis naminius gyv\u016bnus, \u2013 sako mokytoja. \u2013 \u0160uo ir trys \u0161uniukai, \u2013 \u017evaliai atsako Petriukas. *** Mama \u2013 s\u016bnui: \u2013 Kod\u0117l tu \u0161lapias? \u2013 Mes su Petriuku \u017eaid\u0117me&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}