{"id":85725,"date":"2013-10-09T07:11:37","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T04:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2013\/10\/09\/anekdotai-64\/"},"modified":"2013-10-09T07:11:37","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T04:11:37","slug":"anekdotai-64","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2013\/10\/09\/anekdotai-64\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 T\u0117ti, ar gali pataisyti b\u016bgnus?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne, a\u0161 apie b\u016bgnus n\u0117 bum bum&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytoja u\u017edav\u0117 mokiniams para\u0161yti ra\u0161in\u0117l\u012f apie \u0161un\u012f. Patikrinusi nam\u0173 darbus, ji klausia Petriuko ir Jonuko, kuris nuo kurio nusira\u0161\u0117.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Juk j\u016bs\u0173 ra\u0161in\u0117liai \u017eodis \u017eodin vienodi! \u2013 priekai\u0161tauja mokytoja.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mes nenusira\u0161\u0117me, \u2013 ginasi berniukai. \u2013 Mudu abu ra\u0161\u0117me apie kaimyn\u0117s Marg\u012f.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas yra egoistas? \u2013 klausia mokytojas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai \u017emogus, kuris niekada negalvoja apie mane, \u2013 atsako Petriukas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 T\u0117ti, ar gali pataisyti b\u016bgnus? \u2013 Ne, a\u0161 apie b\u016bgnus n\u0117 bum bum&#8230; *** Mokytoja u\u017edav\u0117 mokiniams para\u0161yti ra\u0161in\u0117l\u012f apie \u0161un\u012f. Patikrinusi nam\u0173 darbus, ji klausia Petriuko ir Jonuko,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}