{"id":85371,"date":"2013-09-16T22:40:21","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T19:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2013\/09\/16\/anekdotai-61\/"},"modified":"2013-09-16T22:40:21","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T19:40:21","slug":"anekdotai-61","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2013\/09\/16\/anekdotai-61\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gydytojas ap\u017ei\u016bri ligon\u012f:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Nelabai j\u016bs man patinkate&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>Pacientas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai ir j\u016bs, gydytojau, ne ka\u017ein koks gra\u017euolis&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Daktare, sakykit, man gripas?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kiauli\u0173?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip, kiauli\u0173, nes tik kiaul\u0117 gal\u0117jo kviesti greit\u0105j\u0105 pagalb\u0105 4 val. ryto, tur\u0117damas 36,7 laipsnius temperat\u016bros\u2026<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Skambutis \u012f reanimacij\u0105:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Sakykit, Jonaitis dar gyvas?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Dar ne.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gydytojas ap\u017ei\u016bri ligon\u012f: \u2013 Nelabai j\u016bs man patinkate&#8230; Pacientas: \u2013 Tai ir j\u016bs, gydytojau, ne ka\u017ein koks gra\u017euolis&#8230; *** \u2013 Daktare, sakykit, man gripas? \u2013 Taip. \u2013 Kiauli\u0173? \u2013 Taip,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}