{"id":84035,"date":"2013-06-05T06:44:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-05T03:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2013\/06\/05\/anekdotai-55\/"},"modified":"2013-06-05T06:44:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-05T03:44:24","slug":"anekdotai-55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2013\/06\/05\/anekdotai-55\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Pa\u017ead\u0117jai, kad po pamok\u0173 i\u0161syk gr\u012f\u0161i namo, \u2013 sako t\u0117vas s\u016bnui.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip, t\u0117veli.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O k\u0105 a\u0161 tau pa\u017ead\u0117jau?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Jei negr\u012f\u0161iu laiku, i\u0161persi man kail\u012f.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na, ir kas dabar?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kadangi a\u0161 netes\u0117jau savo \u017eod\u017eio, neprivalai tes\u0117ti ir tu.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Tikybos pamoka. Mokytoja vaik\u0173 klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas nori keliauti \u012f roj\u0173?<br \/>\n<br \/>Visi pakelia rankas, o Jonukas atsistoja ir sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161 negaliu. Man mama liep\u0117 po pamok\u0173 gr\u012f\u017eti namo.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Futbolo rungtyni\u0173 sal\u0117je pirmoje eil\u0117je s\u0117di Petriukas. Draugas jo klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 I\u0161 kur gavai biliet\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 I\u0161 brolio, \u2013 atsako Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O kur brolis?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Namie. Ie\u0161ko bilieto.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Pa\u017ead\u0117jai, kad po pamok\u0173 i\u0161syk gr\u012f\u0161i namo, \u2013 sako t\u0117vas s\u016bnui. \u2013 Taip, t\u0117veli. \u2013 O k\u0105 a\u0161 tau pa\u017ead\u0117jau? \u2013 Jei negr\u012f\u0161iu laiku, i\u0161persi man kail\u012f. \u2013 Na,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}