{"id":83630,"date":"2013-05-08T06:45:02","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T03:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2013\/05\/08\/anekdotai-53\/"},"modified":"2013-05-08T06:45:02","modified_gmt":"2013-05-08T03:45:02","slug":"anekdotai-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2013\/05\/08\/anekdotai-53\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gr\u012f\u017eta Petriukas namo i\u0161 mokyklos ir sako t\u0117\u010diui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0117ti, galima tav\u0119s kai ko paklausti?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tik trumpai ir greitai, nes a\u0161 visai neturiu laiko, \u2013 atsako t\u0117tis.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 100 lit\u0173, \u2013 sako Petriukas.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytoja sako Petriukui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tikiuosi, daugiau tav\u0119s nepagausiu nusira\u0161in\u0117jant.<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161 irgi tikiuosi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gr\u012f\u017eta Petriukas namo i\u0161 mokyklos ir sako t\u0117\u010diui: \u2013 T\u0117ti, galima tav\u0119s kai ko paklausti? \u2013 Tik trumpai ir greitai, nes a\u0161 visai neturiu laiko, \u2013 atsako t\u0117tis. \u2013 100&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}