{"id":82839,"date":"2013-03-13T07:59:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T05:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2013\/03\/13\/anekdotai-45\/"},"modified":"2013-03-13T07:59:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-13T05:59:58","slug":"anekdotai-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2013\/03\/13\/anekdotai-45\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dukra skambina namo:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Alio, mama, ar galiu i\u0161 \u0161oki\u0173 gr\u012f\u017eti valanda v\u0117liau?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Klausk t\u0117\u010dio \u2013 duodu ragel\u012f jam.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Labas, t\u0117ti, ar \u201e\u017dalgiris\u201c laim\u0117jo?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip, dukrele.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u010di\u016b! Alio, mama! Gird\u0117jai \u2013 t\u0117tis leido!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u0160vietimo inspektorius ir mokyklos direktorius vaik\u0161to po mokyklos kiem\u0105. Staiga jie pamato berniuk\u0105, lau\u017eant\u012f medel\u012f.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u0160vietimo inspektorius pasipiktin\u0119s sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Siaubas, koks nei\u0161aukl\u0117tas vaikas!<br \/>\n<br \/>Direktorius paraudonuoja ir u\u017erinka:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Petraiti, k\u0105 \u010dia dabar darai?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0117ti, tu k\u0105, u\u017emir\u0161ai m\u016bs\u0173 pavard\u0119? \u2013 nustemba berniukas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dukra skambina namo: \u2013 Alio, mama, ar galiu i\u0161 \u0161oki\u0173 gr\u012f\u017eti valanda v\u0117liau? \u2013 Klausk t\u0117\u010dio \u2013 duodu ragel\u012f jam. \u2013 Labas, t\u0117ti, ar \u201e\u017dalgiris\u201c laim\u0117jo? \u2013 Taip, dukrele. \u2013&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}