{"id":82142,"date":"2013-01-16T23:45:40","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T21:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2013\/01\/16\/anekdotai-44\/"},"modified":"2013-01-16T23:45:40","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T21:45:40","slug":"anekdotai-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2013\/01\/16\/anekdotai-44\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 A\u010di\u016b, teta, u\u017e dovan\u0105, \u2013 sako Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Neverta d\u0117koti, mano mielasis, \u2013 \u0161ypsosi teta.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ir a\u0161 taip manau, bet mama liep\u0117&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Pareina Jonukas namo su m\u0117lyne po akimi. Mama sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161 gi tau ai\u0161kinau: b\u016bk protingas, prie\u0161 \u0161okdamas mu\u0161tis suskai\u010diuok iki 100. Tada nusiraminsi, apsigalvosi, gal visai neverta prad\u0117ti mu\u0161tyni\u0173.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Aha, a\u0161 taip ir dariau, bet Simui mama buvo liepusi skai\u010diuoti iki 50&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0117ti, t\u0117ti, \u0161iandien mokykloje a\u0161 pirmas pak\u0117liau rank\u0105!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O koks buvo klausimas? \u2013 teiraujasi t\u0117vas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas i\u0161dau\u017e\u0117 lang\u0105?!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Tie, kurie eina v\u0117lai gulti, vadinami pel\u0117domis. Tie, kurie anksti keliasi, vadinami vyturiais. O tie, kurie eina v\u0117lai gulti ir anksti keliasi, vadinami \u201eangry birds\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 A\u010di\u016b, teta, u\u017e dovan\u0105, \u2013 sako Petriukas. \u2013 Neverta d\u0117koti, mano mielasis, \u2013 \u0161ypsosi teta. \u2013 Ir a\u0161 taip manau, bet mama liep\u0117&#8230; *** Pareina Jonukas namo su m\u0117lyne&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}