{"id":80664,"date":"2012-09-26T06:34:04","date_gmt":"2012-09-26T03:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2012\/09\/26\/pasijuokime-26\/"},"modified":"2012-09-26T06:34:04","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T03:34:04","slug":"pasijuokime-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2012\/09\/26\/pasijuokime-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Pasijuokime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>S\u016bnus skund\u017eiasi t\u0117vui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0117ti, mane mokykloje mokytojas terorizuoja, nuolat kabin\u0117jasi.<br \/>\n<br \/>Ateina abu \u012f mokykl\u0105. T\u0117vas sako mokytojui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kod\u0117l prie mano s\u016bnaus kabin\u0117jat\u0117s?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 K\u0105 j\u016bs, nesikabin\u0117ju a\u0161 prie jo. Bet kad jo \u017einios\u2026 Na, sakyk, kiek bus penkiskart \u0161e\u0161i?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Matai, t\u0117ti, matai?!<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Energija \u2013 tai toks dalykas, kurio per akis turi kiekvienas vaikas tol, kol nepapra\u0161ai jo ko nors padaryti.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u016bnus skund\u017eiasi t\u0117vui: \u2013 T\u0117ti, mane mokykloje mokytojas terorizuoja, nuolat kabin\u0117jasi. Ateina abu \u012f mokykl\u0105. T\u0117vas sako mokytojui: \u2013 Kod\u0117l prie mano s\u016bnaus kabin\u0117jat\u0117s? \u2013 K\u0105 j\u016bs, nesikabin\u0117ju a\u0161 prie&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}