{"id":80474,"date":"2012-09-12T22:38:15","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T19:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2012\/09\/12\/pasijuokime-23\/"},"modified":"2012-09-12T22:38:15","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T19:38:15","slug":"pasijuokime-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2012\/09\/12\/pasijuokime-23\/","title":{"rendered":"Pasijuokime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gr\u012f\u017e\u0119s i\u0161 mokyklos Petriukas sako t\u0117vui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0117te, tave v\u0117l kvie\u010dia \u012f mokykl\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Petriuk, a\u0161 gi sakiau, kad daugiau \u012f tavo mokykl\u0105 neisiu!<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai ir a\u0161 sakau \u2013 ko ten po tuos griuv\u0117sius vaik\u0161\u010dioti?<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Mama, mane mokykloje vaikai vadina gob\u0161uoliu.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O kas tave taip vadina?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Duok penkis litus, tai pasakysiu.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ateina berniukas \u012f parduotuv\u0119, pasiima i\u0161 lentynos ma\u0161in\u0117l\u0119 ir nu\u0117j\u0119s prie kasos tiesia pardav\u0117jai penkis \u201eMonopolio\u201c \u017eaidimo litus.<br \/>\n<br \/>Pardav\u0117ja sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vaikeli, juk \u0161itie pinigai netikri.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai norit pasakyti, kad ma\u0161ina tikra?<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Per pie\u0161imo pamok\u0105 mokytoja leid\u017eia vaikams pie\u0161ti, k\u0105 jie nori.<br \/>\n<br \/>Prie vieno pri\u0117jusi pedagog\u0117 klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na, ar tu kada nors matei angel\u0105 su trimis sparnais?<br \/>\n<br \/>Tas atsako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O j\u016bs mat\u0117te su dviem?<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Eina Rasel\u0117 su mama pasivaik\u0161\u010dioti. Susitinka buldog\u0105. Mergait\u0117 kryk\u0161\u010dia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mama, pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117k, jis pana\u0161us \u012f d\u0117d\u0119 Alfred\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tyliau, kaip tau ne g\u0117da.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Manai, \u0161uo i\u0161girdo?..<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Petriukas pakelia telefono ragel\u012f:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Alio! Pakviesti t\u0117t\u012f?.. O kas \u010dia skambina? Jo \u0161efas? O kuris \u0161efas? Ar tas, kuris paskutinis idiotas, ar tas, kuris kvaili\u0173 kvailys?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gr\u012f\u017e\u0119s i\u0161 mokyklos Petriukas sako t\u0117vui: \u2013 T\u0117te, tave v\u0117l kvie\u010dia \u012f mokykl\u0105. \u2013 Petriuk, a\u0161 gi sakiau, kad daugiau \u012f tavo mokykl\u0105 neisiu! 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