{"id":80384,"date":"2012-09-05T06:13:24","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T03:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2012\/09\/05\/pasijuokime-21\/"},"modified":"2012-09-05T06:13:24","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T03:13:24","slug":"pasijuokime-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2012\/09\/05\/pasijuokime-21\/","title":{"rendered":"Pasijuokime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 S\u016bnau, jeigu tu nesuvalgysi \u0161itos ko\u0161\u0117s, a\u0161 pakviesiu laum\u0119 ragan\u0105, \u2013 pyksta mama.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Galima pagalvoti, kad ji \u0161it\u0105 ko\u0161\u0119 tai jau valgys&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>xxx<\/p>\n<p>Studentas siun\u010dia mamai SMS \u017einut\u0119: \u201eSudegiau per egzaminus. Paruo\u0161k t\u0117t\u012f.\u201c<br \/>\n<br \/>Netrukus gauna atsakym\u0105: \u201eT\u0117tis paruo\u0161tas. Ruo\u0161kis pats.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>xxx<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Mariau, ar parodysi mums pagaliau \u017eem\u0117lapyje Raudon\u0105j\u0105 j\u016br\u0105? \u2013 ragina mokytoja.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai ne\u012fmanoma \u2013 \u010dia visos j\u016bros m\u0117lynos, \u2013 paai\u0161kina Marius.<\/p>\n<p>xxx<\/p>\n<p>Mama guldo vaik\u0105 miegoti ir dainuoja jam lop\u0161in\u0119. Vaikas a\u0161aroja.<br \/>\n<br \/>Mama dainuoja antr\u0105, tre\u010di\u0105, ketvirt\u0105&#8230; Berniukas \u012fsiverkia dar smarkiau.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas gi tau, s\u016bnait\u0117li? \u2013 sunerimsta mama.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mama, tu klasi\u0161kai dainuoji, bet a\u0161 tikrai labai noriu miego, \u2013 k\u016bk\u010diodamas sako vaikas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 S\u016bnau, jeigu tu nesuvalgysi \u0161itos ko\u0161\u0117s, a\u0161 pakviesiu laum\u0119 ragan\u0105, \u2013 pyksta mama. \u2013 Galima pagalvoti, kad ji \u0161it\u0105 ko\u0161\u0119 tai jau valgys&#8230; xxx Studentas siun\u010dia mamai SMS \u017einut\u0119:&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}