{"id":80300,"date":"2012-08-29T22:28:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2012\/08\/29\/anekdotai-36\/"},"modified":"2012-08-29T22:28:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T19:28:00","slug":"anekdotai-36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2012\/08\/29\/anekdotai-36\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Berniukas Luvre labai susikaup\u0119s \u017ei\u016bri \u012f Miloso Veneros skulpt\u016br\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>Motina prieina prie jo ir mirtinoje muziejaus tyloje garsiai parei\u0161kia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Matai, kas atsitinka, kai be perstojo kramtai nagus!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>T\u0117vas tikrina savo s\u016bnaus s\u0105siuvin\u012f ir piktai klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kod\u0117l tu taip nelygiai ra\u0161ai kablelius?!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai ne kableliai, t\u0117ti, tai integralai&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Universitete vyksta pri\u0117mimo komisijos pos\u0117dis. Jos pirmininkas klausia b\u016bsimo studento:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Jaunuoli, kod\u0117l j\u016bs i\u0161sirinkote b\u016btent \u0161\u012f universitet\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Neu\u017edavin\u0117k kvail\u0173 klausim\u0173, t\u0117vai!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Berniukas Luvre labai susikaup\u0119s \u017ei\u016bri \u012f Miloso Veneros skulpt\u016br\u0105. Motina prieina prie jo ir mirtinoje muziejaus tyloje garsiai parei\u0161kia: \u2013 Matai, kas atsitinka, kai be perstojo kramtai nagus! *** T\u0117vas&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}