{"id":80073,"date":"2012-08-13T07:51:44","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T04:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2012\/08\/13\/anekdotai-33\/"},"modified":"2012-08-13T07:51:44","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T04:51:44","slug":"anekdotai-33","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2012\/08\/13\/anekdotai-33\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sergan\u010di\u0173j\u0173 nervine anoreksija palata.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Sesele, sesele! \u2013 girdisi plonas balselis.<br \/>\n<br \/>Sesel\u0117 atskuba kaip gal\u0117dama grei\u010diau.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas nutiko, kas yra?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Pad\u0117kit, tarakonai Petr\u0105 po tapetais paki\u0161o!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Atsiveria psichiatro kabineto durys ir keturp\u0117s\u010dias \u012fropoja vyras. Psichiatras klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas \u010dia pas mus at\u0117jo? Gal \u0161uniukas?<br \/>\n<br \/>Vyras tyli. Psichiatras v\u0117l bando:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Neatsp\u0117jau. Tai gal \u010dia zuikutis?<br \/>\n<br \/>Vyras tyli.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai gal \u010dia koks tigriukas? \u2013 dar kart\u0105 m\u0117gina gydytojas.<br \/>\n<br \/>Vyras:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gydytojau, nesity\u010diokit, a\u0161 j\u016bs\u0173 kabinete interneto kabel\u012f turiu i\u0161ved\u017eioti!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>2004-aisiais metais pasaulyje buvo i\u0161leista 80 kart\u0173 daugiau l\u0117\u0161\u0173 kr\u016bt\u0173 padidinimo operacijoms ir \u201eViagrai\u201c nei Alzheimerio ligos moksliniams tyrimams. Jeigu tendencija t\u0119sis, tai 2034 metais did\u017eioji dalis \u017emonijos tur\u0117s dideles kr\u016btis ir gele\u017ein\u0119 erekcij\u0105, ta\u010diau nelabai atsimins, kam jiems visa tai&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sergan\u010di\u0173j\u0173 nervine anoreksija palata. \u2013 Sesele, sesele! \u2013 girdisi plonas balselis. Sesel\u0117 atskuba kaip gal\u0117dama grei\u010diau. \u2013 Kas nutiko, kas yra? \u2013 Pad\u0117kit, tarakonai Petr\u0105 po tapetais paki\u0161o! *** Atsiveria&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}