{"id":78713,"date":"2012-05-09T07:47:02","date_gmt":"2012-05-09T04:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2012\/05\/09\/anekdotai-23\/"},"modified":"2012-05-09T07:47:02","modified_gmt":"2012-05-09T04:47:02","slug":"anekdotai-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2012\/05\/09\/anekdotai-23\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Petriukas stovi ir \u017ei\u016bri, kaip t\u0117vas da\u017eo lubas.<br \/>\n<br \/>Mama sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017di\u016br\u0117k, vaikeli, ir mokykis. U\u017eaugsi, gal\u0117si pad\u0117ti t\u0117vui.<br \/>\n<br \/>Vaikas i\u0161sig\u0105sta:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai k\u0105, jis iki to laiko pats nenuda\u017eys?!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Vaikas nenori valgyti sriubos. Mama gudrauja:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Dabar pa\u017eaisim \u017eaidim\u0105. Tavo burna bus autobusas, o sriubyt\u0117 \u2013 keleiviai. Na&#8230; Lipa keleiviai \u012f autobus\u0105, lipa!..<br \/>\n<br \/>Ma\u017eylis valgo, valgo, sriubos l\u0117k\u0161t\u0117 tu\u0161t\u0117ja&#8230; Ir staiga vaikas sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O dabar visi keleiviai jau lips lauk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Gr\u012f\u017eo Jonukas i\u0161 mokyklos ir skund\u017eiasi mamai:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mokytojas sak\u0117, kad a\u0161 visai nemoku matematikos ir para\u0161\u0117 man pa\u017eymi\u0173 knygel\u0117je ka\u017ekok\u012f skai\u010di\u0173&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petriukas stovi ir \u017ei\u016bri, kaip t\u0117vas da\u017eo lubas. Mama sako: \u2013 \u017di\u016br\u0117k, vaikeli, ir mokykis. U\u017eaugsi, gal\u0117si pad\u0117ti t\u0117vui. Vaikas i\u0161sig\u0105sta: \u2013 Tai k\u0105, jis iki to laiko pats nenuda\u017eys?!&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}