{"id":76173,"date":"2011-11-03T00:23:24","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T22:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2011\/11\/03\/anekdotai-18\/"},"modified":"2011-11-03T00:23:24","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T22:23:24","slug":"anekdotai-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2011\/11\/03\/anekdotai-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>U\u017ekamavo student\u0105 tarakonai.<br \/>\n<br \/>Draugas pataria, kaip j\u0173 atsikratyti:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kai pareisi namo, garsiai sakyk: \u201eViskas, n\u0117ra maisto.\u201c<br \/>\n<br \/>Studentas taip ir padar\u0117. Atsigul\u0117 miegoti ir staiga vidury nakties girdi \u0161nab\u017edant:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kelkis, \u0161eimininke, mes tau valgyti atne\u0161\u0117m.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas pakelia telefono ragel\u012f:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Alio! Pakviesti t\u0117t\u012f? O kas \u010dia skambina? A, jo \u0161efas&#8230; O kuris \u0161efas? Ar tas, kuris paskutinis idiotas, ar tas, kuris \u017eiopli\u0173 \u017eioplys?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u017ekamavo student\u0105 tarakonai. Draugas pataria, kaip j\u0173 atsikratyti: \u2013 Kai pareisi namo, garsiai sakyk: \u201eViskas, n\u0117ra maisto.\u201c Studentas taip ir padar\u0117. Atsigul\u0117 miegoti ir staiga vidury nakties girdi \u0161nab\u017edant: \u2013&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}