{"id":75433,"date":"2011-09-07T23:16:02","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T20:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2011\/09\/07\/anekdotai-12\/"},"modified":"2011-09-07T23:16:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T20:16:02","slug":"anekdotai-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2011\/09\/07\/anekdotai-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Pamoka. Mokiniai neklauso, nesimoko \u2013 \u017eod\u017eiu, stinga motyvacijos. Pagalvojusi mokytoja sako:
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\u2013 Mokiniai, tie, kurie mokysit\u0117s devintukais ir de\u0161imtukais, pakli\u016bsite \u012f roj\u0173 ir d\u017eiaugsit\u0117s. O tie, kurie mokysit\u0117s ketvertais ir penketais, b\u016bsite i\u0161varyti \u012f pragar\u0105 ir kent\u0117site.
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Vienas mokinys, nei\u0161kent\u0119s pamokym\u0173, atsistoja ir sako:
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\u2013 Mokytoja, tai mes gyvi nebaigsime mokyklos?!<\/p>\n

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Dukra t\u0117vo pra\u0161o:
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\u2013 T\u0117ti, nupirk man naujus batus.
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\u2013 Dukrele, tu dar pa\u010di\u016b\u017e\u0173 nesune\u0161iojai…<\/p>\n

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Buratinas klausia t\u0117vo:
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\u2013 Kodel nupirkai \u0161it\u0105 dovan\u0105 mano gimtdieniui? Man ji nepatinka.
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\u2013 S\u016bneli, ne visi gauna to, ko nori.
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\u2013 Na, t\u0117veli, man tikrai ji nepatinka.
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\u2013 O kuo ji tau bloga?
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\u2013 Na, t\u0117veli, tas bebras ka\u017ekaip keistai \u012f mane \u017ei\u016bri…<\/p>\n

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Mokytoja klausia vaik\u0173:
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\u2013 Kas yra protingesnis: \u0161uo ar \u017emogus?
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Tyla. Petriukas atsako:
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\u2013 A\u0161 manau, kad \u0161uo.
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\u2013 Kod\u0117l? \u2013 klausia mokytoja.
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\u2013 Tod\u0117l, kad kai a\u0161 pasakoju \u012fvairias istorijas savo \u0161uniukui, jis mane puikiai supranta, o kai jis man nori ka\u017ek\u0105 pasakyti, a\u0161 nieko nesuprantu.<\/p>\n

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Ateina e\u017eiukas pas ki\u0161k\u012f ir klausia:
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\u2013 Ar bra\u0161k\u0117s raudonos?
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\u2013 Taip, \u2013 atsako ki\u0161kis.
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\u2013 O jos skraido? \u2013 domisi e\u017eiukas.
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\u2013 Ne! \u2013 atkerta ki\u0161kis.
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\u2013 O jos su juodais ta\u0161keliais?
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\u2013 Kad ne… \u2013 atsako ki\u0161kis.
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\u2013 Vadinasi, v\u0117l boru\u017ei\u0173 prisivalgiau…<\/p>\n

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Eina K\u016blverstukas ir randa 1 cent\u0105. Prib\u0117ga prie krokodilo Genos ir klausia:
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\u2013 Gena, Gena, ar didelis \u010dia pinigas?
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Gena netur\u0117jo laiko ir greitai atsak\u0117:
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\u2013 Didelis, didelis.
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K\u016blverstukas nu\u0117jo \u012f parduotuv\u0119, prisirinko kr\u016bv\u0105 visokiausi\u0173 preki\u0173. Nor\u0117damas susimok\u0117ti, padeda ant prekystalio cent\u0105. Pardav\u0117ja pasi\u017ei\u016bri \u012f cent\u0105, paskui \u2013 \u012f K\u016blverstuk\u0105.
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O \u0161is ir klausia:
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\u2013 K\u0105? Gr\u0105\u017eos neturi?!<\/p>\n

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