{"id":43543,"date":"2017-06-21T16:36:32","date_gmt":"2017-06-21T13:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2017\/06\/21\/su-sypsena-30\/"},"modified":"2017-06-21T16:36:32","modified_gmt":"2017-06-21T13:36:32","slug":"su-sypsena-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2017\/06\/21\/su-sypsena-30\/","title":{"rendered":"Su \u0161ypsena"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mokytoja klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vaikai, kas pas jus \u0161eimoje seniausias?<br \/>\n<br \/>Onut\u0117:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mo\u010diut\u0117\u2026<br \/>\n<br \/>Joniukas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Senelis\u2026.<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas:<br \/>\n<br \/> \u2013 Pro-pro-pro-pro-pro-proooosenelis.<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytoja nustemba:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Negali b\u016bti?!<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ga-ga-ga-gaali.<\/p>\n<hr color=\"050000\" \/>\n<br \/>Daugiaauk\u0161\u010di\u0173 nam\u0173 kvartalas. Vaik\u0173 aik\u0161tel\u0117je \u017eaid\u017eia ma\u017eyliai. Vienas atsistoja, nusivalo \u012f drabu\u017eius sm\u0117l\u0117tas rankas, u\u017ever\u010dia galv\u0105 ir \u0161aukia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mama!<br \/>\n<br \/>Po kiek laiko rikteli garsiau:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mama!<br \/>\n<br \/>Po minut\u0117l\u0117s pasigirsta klyksmas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Maaaamaaaa!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u012e vien\u0105 balkon\u0105 \u012flekia moteris:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas nutiko? Ko r\u0117ki?!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mama, pakviesk t\u0117t\u012f!<\/p>\n<hr color=\"050000\" \/>\n<br \/>Mo\u010diut\u0117 dainuoja an\u016bkui lop\u0161in\u0119.<br \/>\n<br \/>An\u016bkas klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mo\u010diute, ar a\u0161 jau galiu miegoti, ar tu dar labai nori dainuoti?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mokytoja klausia: \u2013 Vaikai, kas pas jus \u0161eimoje seniausias? Onut\u0117: \u2013 Mo\u010diut\u0117\u2026 Joniukas: \u2013 Senelis\u2026. Petriukas: \u2013 Pro-pro-pro-pro-pro-proooosenelis. Mokytoja nustemba: \u2013 Negali b\u016bti?! Petriukas: \u2013 Ga-ga-ga-gaali. Daugiaauk\u0161\u010di\u0173 nam\u0173 kvartalas. Vaik\u0173&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}