{"id":115439,"date":"2011-02-23T23:59:39","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T21:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2011\/02\/23\/anekdotai-187\/"},"modified":"2011-02-23T23:59:39","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T21:59:39","slug":"anekdotai-187","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2011\/02\/23\/anekdotai-187\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Petriukas i\u0161laik\u0117 vairavimo egzamin\u0105, gavo vairuotojo pa\u017eym\u0117jim\u0105 ir i\u0161siruo\u0161\u0117 su t\u0117\u010diu pirm\u0105 kart\u0105 pasiva\u017ein\u0117ti.<br \/>\n<br \/>T\u0117tis patenkintas \u012f\u0161oko ant galin\u0117s s\u0117dyn\u0117s.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kod\u0117l nes\u0117di priekyje? \u2013 nusteb\u0119s klausia Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kiek met\u0173 a\u0161 laukiau, kada gal\u0117siu atsilyginti u\u017e visk\u0105, k\u0105 esi man i\u0161kr\u0117t\u0119s b\u016bdamas ma\u017eas! \u2013 piktd\u017eiugi\u0161kai taria t\u0117tis. \u2013 Dabar vairuok, o a\u0161 pe\u0161iosiu tave u\u017e plauk\u0173, spardysiu s\u0117dyn\u0119 ir u\u017edengin\u0117siu delnais akis.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Jonukas skambina t\u0117\u010diui \u012f darb\u0105:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Klausyk, t\u0117ti, turiu dvi naujienas \u2013 blog\u0105 ir ger\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Sakyk ger\u0105j\u0105, nes dabar esu labai u\u017esi\u0117m\u0119s. Apie blog\u0105 pasakysi namuose, \u2013 sako t\u0117tis.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na&#8230; Tavo \u201emerso\u201c apsaugin\u0117 oro pagalv\u0117 veikia gerai, \u2013 \u201enud\u017eiugina\u201c t\u0117t\u012f Jonukas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petriukas i\u0161laik\u0117 vairavimo egzamin\u0105, gavo vairuotojo pa\u017eym\u0117jim\u0105 ir i\u0161siruo\u0161\u0117 su t\u0117\u010diu pirm\u0105 kart\u0105 pasiva\u017ein\u0117ti. T\u0117tis patenkintas \u012f\u0161oko ant galin\u0117s s\u0117dyn\u0117s. \u2013 Kod\u0117l nes\u0117di priekyje? \u2013 nusteb\u0119s klausia Petriukas. \u2013 Kiek&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}