{"id":115307,"date":"2011-02-14T08:06:09","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T06:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2011\/02\/14\/anekdotai-186\/"},"modified":"2011-02-14T08:06:09","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T06:06:09","slug":"anekdotai-186","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2011\/02\/14\/anekdotai-186\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>S\u0117di \u017evejys ant kranto, mirko me\u0161ker\u0119 vandenyje jau penkias valandas ir burba:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Jei ne\u017eino\u010diau, kad \u017evejyba ramina, i\u0161ta\u0161ky\u010diau kiekvien\u0105, pasipainiojus\u012f po ranka.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Teis\u0117jas klausia teisiamojo:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kod\u0117l j\u016bs \u0161ov\u0117te \u012f kit\u0105 med\u017eiotoj\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Man pasirod\u0117, kad ten elnias.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ir kada supratote, jog tai \u2013 ne elnias?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kada jis prad\u0117jo \u0161audyti \u012f mane.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Gr\u012f\u017eta vyras i\u0161 med\u017eiokl\u0117s ir r\u0117kia \u017emonai:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Aldona, \u017einai k\u0105? M\u0117nes\u012f m\u0117sos nepirksim!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Petrai, tik nesakyk, kad bried\u012f nu\u0161ovei!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne&#8230; Alg\u0105 prag\u0117riau&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Suvalkietis pareina i\u0161 \u017evejybos ir pasakoja \u017emonai:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Jau tas m\u016bs\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173 \u0161yk\u0161tumas, tai negaliu! Taigi sutar\u0117m, kad tas, kuris pagaus \u017euv\u012f pirmas, perka buteliuk\u0105, o antras \u2013 u\u017ekandos. S\u0117dim, \u017evejojam. \u017di\u016briu, Antanioko pl\u016bd\u0117 tik niurkt \u012f dugn\u0105, o tas s\u0117di, apsimeta, kad nemato. Paskui Vincui ka\u017ekas kad prisikabino, tai net me\u0161kerykotis sulinko. O Vincas n\u0117 krust, aplinkui \u017evalgosi, uodus gainioja.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai gal tu pirmas i\u0161traukei? \u2013 klausia \u017emona.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gal a\u0161 kvailas?! A\u0161 visai be slieko \u017evejojau.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Va\u017eiuoja vyrai med\u017eioti. Jonas kuprin\u0119 ant nugaros, \u017emonai \u012f skruost\u0105 pak\u0161t ir \u2013 pro duris. I\u0161lekia \u012f kiem\u0105, girdi, \u017emona per lang\u0105 \u0161aukia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Jonai, \u0161autuv\u0105 namuose palikai!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Brangioji, negaliu gr\u012f\u017eti \u2013 med\u017eiokl\u0117je nesiseks, \u2013 atsiliepia Jonas, lipdamas \u012f ma\u0161in\u0105.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0117di \u017evejys ant kranto, mirko me\u0161ker\u0119 vandenyje jau penkias valandas ir burba: \u2013 Jei ne\u017eino\u010diau, kad \u017evejyba ramina, i\u0161ta\u0161ky\u010diau kiekvien\u0105, pasipainiojus\u012f po ranka. *** Teis\u0117jas klausia teisiamojo: \u2013 Kod\u0117l j\u016bs&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}