{"id":115151,"date":"2011-02-04T08:50:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T06:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2011\/02\/04\/buvo-buvo-kaip-nebuvo-286\/"},"modified":"2011-02-04T08:50:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-04T06:50:00","slug":"buvo-buvo-kaip-nebuvo-286","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2011\/02\/04\/buvo-buvo-kaip-nebuvo-286\/","title":{"rendered":"Buvo buvo, kaip nebuvo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>Pasigra\u017eino prie\u0161 b\u016bsim\u0105 \u017eent\u0105<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Gitana RUTKAUSKIEN\u0116, \u012fmon\u0117s \u201eGirema\u201c savinink\u0117:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Daugiausia skanaus juoko m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161eimai kelia su vyro Remigijaus \u201epir\u0161lybomis\u201c susijusi istorija. Kai nutar\u0117me, kad jau tuoksim\u0117s, at\u0117jo laikas Remigij\u0173 pristatyti mano t\u0117vams ir pakviesti j\u012f piet\u0173. Pirmas susitikimas, suprantama, nerimo k\u0117l\u0117 visiems: ir pirm\u0105 kart\u0105 b\u016bsimus uo\u0161vius i\u0161vysian\u010diam Remigijui, ir mano kaunie\u010diams t\u0117vams, ne\u017einojusiems, koks tas b\u016bsimas \u017eentas i\u0161 Suvalkijos. Mes su mama ruo\u0161\u0117me vai\u0161es, o t\u0117tis gr\u012f\u017eo su g\u0117ryb\u0117mis i\u0161 sodo ir nuskub\u0117jo \u012f vonios kambar\u012f praustis.<br \/>\n<br \/>Kai pasirod\u0117 Remigijus ir visi sus\u0117dome u\u017e stalo, pasigedome vonios kambaryje u\u017esibuvusio t\u0117\u010dio. Po kiek laiko jis pasirod\u0117 visas i\u0161raud\u0119s, u\u017etinusiomis akimis, nusiverk\u0119s. \u017dinoma, situacija suprantama \u2013 ne vienas t\u0117vas susigraudina u\u017e vyro i\u0161leisdamas dukter\u012f, bet kad \u0161itaip&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>Ta\u010diau netrukus i\u0161ai\u0161k\u0117jo, kas taip sugraudino mano t\u0117t\u012f. Pasirodo, kad prausdamasis ir rengdamasis jis staiga i\u0161girdo dur\u0173 skambut\u012f. Suprat\u0119s, jog b\u016bsimas \u017eentas jau tarpduryje ir reikia skub\u0117ti j\u012f \u012fleisti, t\u0117tis stv\u0117r\u0117 nuo lentyn\u0117l\u0117s pirm\u0105 pasitaikius\u012f dezodoranto buteliuk\u0105, nor\u0117damas dar pasikv\u0117pinti. Po pirmo purk\u0161tel\u0117jimo jis suprato, kad atsitiktinai pagrieb\u0117 ne dezodorant\u0105, o a\u0161arini\u0173 duj\u0173 balion\u0117l\u012f. Teko akis ilgai skalauti \u0161altu vandeniu, kol jos nustojo a\u0161aroti ir \u201eapsiverk\u0119s\u201c t\u0117tis gal\u0117jo mums pasirodyti. I\u0161gird\u0119, kas nutiko, mes leipome i\u0161 juoko.<br \/>\n<br \/>Daugeliui galb\u016bt atrodyt\u0173 keista, kad \u0161alia kosmetikos priemoni\u0173 mes laik\u0117me ir duj\u0173 balion\u0117l\u012f. Ta\u010diau tuo metu, pirmaisiais Lietuvos nepriklausomyb\u0117s metais, Kaune siaut\u0117 nusikalstamos grupuot\u0117s ir gr\u012f\u017eti namo sutemus buvo labai nesaugu. O mums dar tekdavo eiti per po\u017eemin\u0119 per\u0117j\u0105. Tod\u0117l bet kuris i\u0161 m\u016bs\u0173, jei planuodavome gr\u012f\u017eti sutemus, ki\u0161en\u0117n \u012fsid\u0117davome namuose turim\u0105 duj\u0173 balion\u0117l\u012f. Laikyti j\u012f visiems \u0161eimos nariams prieinamoje vietoje buvo labai patogu. Ta\u010diau po to karto duj\u0173 balion\u0117lis nuo kosmetikos lentyn\u0117l\u0117s i\u0161nyko.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pasigra\u017eino prie\u0161 b\u016bsim\u0105 \u017eent\u0105 Gitana RUTKAUSKIEN\u0116, \u012fmon\u0117s \u201eGirema\u201c savinink\u0117: \u2013 Daugiausia skanaus juoko m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161eimai kelia su vyro Remigijaus \u201epir\u0161lybomis\u201c susijusi istorija. 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