{"id":114926,"date":"2011-01-19T07:18:59","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T05:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2011\/01\/19\/anekdotai-184\/"},"modified":"2011-01-19T07:18:59","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T05:18:59","slug":"anekdotai-184","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2011\/01\/19\/anekdotai-184\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u012e policij\u0105 paskambina susijaudin\u0119s vairuotojas.
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\u2013 K\u0105 daryti? Suva\u017ein\u0117jau dinozaur\u0105! \u2013 i\u0161sigand\u0119s teiraujasi \u017emogus.
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\u2013 K\u0105?! K\u0105 padar\u0117te? \u2013 nesupranta policininkas.
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\u2013 Sakau, dinozaur\u0105 suva\u017ein\u0117jau.
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\u2013 Dinozaurai i\u0161mir\u0117! \u2013 su\u0161unka pareig\u016bnas.
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Vairuotojas visai susigraudina:
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\u2013 Atsipra\u0161au, a\u0161 tikrai nenor\u0117jau…<\/p>\n

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\u012e troleibus\u0105 \u012flipa senut\u0117, paskui j\u0105 \u2013 vyri\u0161kis.
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\u2013 Atleiskite, ar a\u0161 \u0161iuo troleibusu nuva\u017eiuosiu \u012f turg\u0173? \u2013 klausia vyras.
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\u2013 Ne, \u2013 tvirtai nukerta senut\u0117.
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Vyri\u0161kis nusivyl\u0119s i\u0161lipa i\u0161 troleibuso. Durys u\u017esidaro, troleibusas pajuda. Senut\u0117 tvirtu balsu prataria:
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\u2013 O \u0161tai a\u0161 \u2013 nuva\u017eiuosiu!<\/p>\n

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Petriukas skund\u017eiasi mamai:
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\u2013 Mama, mane mokykloje vaikai vadina gob\u0161uoliu…
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\u2013 O kas tave taip vadina?
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\u2013 Duok penkis litus \u2013 pasakysiu.<\/p>\n

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T\u0117vas klausia s\u016bnaus:
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\u2013 K\u0105 \u0161iandien veik\u0117te mokykloje?
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\u2013 Per chemij\u0105 studijavome sprogstam\u0105sias med\u017eiagas.
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\u2013 O k\u0105 rytoj veiksite mokykloje?
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\u2013 Kokioje mokykloje, t\u0117veli?..<\/p>\n

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Vyksta pie\u0161imo pamoka laisva tema: vaikams leista pie\u0161ti tai, k\u0105 jie nori.
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Pri\u0117jusi prie Jonuko mokytoja nustemba:
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\u2013 Vaikeli, ar tu kada nors matei angel\u0105 su trimis sparnais?
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Jonukas atsako:
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\u2013 O k\u0105, j\u016bs mat\u0117te su dviem?<\/p>\n

Trumpai dr\u016btai<\/b>
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* Pagrindinis kelias tas, kuriuo va\u017eiuoja tankas.
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* Geriau jau saul\u0117 \u0161viest\u0173 nakt\u012f, nes dien\u0105 ir taip \u0161viesu.
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* N\u0117ra to blogo, kas nei\u0161eit\u0173 \u012f internet\u0105.
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* I\u0161mokai kalb\u0117ti \u2013 u\u017eaugai. I\u0161mokai tyl\u0117ti \u2013 \u012fgavai proto.
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* Liaudies i\u0161mintis: jei at\u0117jo sausis \u2013 lauk vasario.
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* Kiaulyst\u0117s d\u0117snis: tas, kuris knarkia, visuomet u\u017emiega pirmas.<\/p>\n

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\u012e policij\u0105 paskambina susijaudin\u0119s vairuotojas. \u2013 K\u0105 daryti? Suva\u017ein\u0117jau dinozaur\u0105! \u2013 i\u0161sigand\u0119s teiraujasi \u017emogus. \u2013 K\u0105?! K\u0105 padar\u0117te? \u2013 nesupranta policininkas. \u2013 Sakau, dinozaur\u0105 suva\u017ein\u0117jau. \u2013 Dinozaurai i\u0161mir\u0117! \u2013 su\u0161unka… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}