{"id":113332,"date":"2010-09-24T05:30:44","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T02:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2010\/09\/24\/pasijuokime-57\/"},"modified":"2010-09-24T05:30:44","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T02:30:44","slug":"pasijuokime-57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2010\/09\/24\/pasijuokime-57\/","title":{"rendered":"Pasijuokime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gim\u00addy\u00admas. Aku\u00ad\u0161e\u00adris priima vai\u00adk\u0105 \u2013 gim\u0117 ber\u00adniu\u00adkas, tik jis ne ver\u00adkia, o juo\u00adkia\u00adsi su\u00adsi\u0117\u00adm\u0119s u\u017e pil\u00advo. Ran\u00adku\u00adt\u0117 su\u00adspaus\u00adta \u012f kum\u0161\u00adt\u012f.<br \/>\n<br \/>Aku\u00ad\u0161e\u00adris su\u00adtri\u00adk\u0119s at\u00adgniau\u00ad\u017eia kum\u0161\u00adt\u012f, o ten \u2013 kont\u00adra\u00adcep\u00adti\u00adn\u0117 tab\u00adle\u00adt\u0117.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Gy\u00addy\u00adto\u00adjas sa\u00adko li\u00adgo\u00adniui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Nu\u00adsi\u00adra\u00admin\u00adki\u00adte, \u017eaiz\u00adda j\u016b\u00ads\u0173 gal\u00advo\u00adje bu\u00advo ga\u00adna pa\u00advo\u00adjin\u00adga, ta\u00ad\u010diau svar\u00adbiau\u00adsia, kad jums pa\u00advy\u00adko i\u0161\u00adveng\u00adti am\u00adpu\u00adta\u00adci\u00adjos.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Tuoj pat liau\u00adki\u00adt\u0117s g\u0117\u00adr\u0119s, nes apak\u00adsi\u00adte, \u2013 sa\u00adko gy\u00addy\u00adto\u00adjas pa\u00adcien\u00adtui.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Sup\u00adras\u00adki\u00adte, dak\u00adta\u00adre, a\u0161 jau se\u00adnas ir esu ma\u00adt\u0119s be\u00adveik visk\u0105\u2026 \u2013 ne\u00adnu\u00adsi\u00adme\u00adna pa\u00adcien\u00adtas.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Po\u00adne Pet\u00adrai\u00adti, ar j\u016bs su\u00adsi\u00adr-go\u00adte?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ko\u00add\u0117l j\u016bs taip ma\u00adno\u00adte?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161 ma\u00ad\u010diau, kaip j\u016bs va\u00adkar i\u0161\u0117\u00adjo\u00adte i\u0161 vais\u00adti\u00adn\u0117s, ir pa\u00adgal\u00advo\u00adjau\u2026<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u012edo\u00admu, k\u0105 j\u016bs b\u016b\u00adtu\u00adm\u0117\u00adte pa\u00adgal\u00advo\u00adj\u0119s, jei b\u016b\u00adtu\u00adm\u0117\u00adte pa\u00adma\u00adt\u0119s ma\u00adne, ei\u00adnan\u00adt\u012f i\u0161 ka\u00adpi\u00adni\u0173?<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Dak\u00adta\u00adre, j\u016bs tu\u00adri\u00adte daug prie\u00ad\u0161\u0173?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip, bet dau\u00adgu\u00adma i\u0161 j\u0173 jau ana\u00adme pa\u00adsau\u00adly\u00adje.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gim\u00addy\u00admas. Aku\u00ad\u0161e\u00adris priima vai\u00adk\u0105 \u2013 gim\u0117 ber\u00adniu\u00adkas, tik jis ne ver\u00adkia, o juo\u00adkia\u00adsi su\u00adsi\u0117\u00adm\u0119s u\u017e pil\u00advo. Ran\u00adku\u00adt\u0117 su\u00adspaus\u00adta \u012f kum\u0161\u00adt\u012f. Aku\u00ad\u0161e\u00adris su\u00adtri\u00adk\u0119s at\u00adgniau\u00ad\u017eia kum\u0161\u00adt\u012f, o ten \u2013 kont\u00adra\u00adcep\u00adti\u00adn\u0117 tab\u00adle\u00adt\u0117. ***&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}