{"id":111968,"date":"2010-06-09T06:15:41","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T03:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2010\/06\/09\/anekdotai-176\/"},"modified":"2010-06-09T06:15:41","modified_gmt":"2010-06-09T03:15:41","slug":"anekdotai-176","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2010\/06\/09\/anekdotai-176\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Petriukas, dreb\u0117damas i\u0161 baim\u0117s, ateina pas stomatolog\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Nebijok, \u2013 ramina j\u012f stomatologas. \u2013 Nesp\u0117si net i\u0161si\u017eioti \u2013 ir i\u0161trauksiu tavo dant\u012f.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tikrai? \u2013 dar labiau sunerimsta Petriukas. \u2013 Tai pro kur j\u016bs j\u012f tada i\u0161trauksite?<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>I\u0161lenda i\u0161 \u017eem\u0117s du sliekai.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Labas, a\u0161 Jonas, \u2013 sako vienas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O a\u0161 \u2013 tavo u\u017epakalis, \u2013 atsako antras.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>K\u016bdikio besilaukianti sesuo sako savo broliukui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 D\u017eiaukis, netrukus tu tapsi d\u0117de.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Nes\u0105mon\u0117, \u2013 susierzina ma\u017eylis. \u2013 O a\u0161 nor\u0117jau b\u016bti pilotu.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Senut\u0117 apsikirpo labai trumpai.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mo\u010diute, dabar tu neatrodai kaip sena moteris, \u2013 sako jai an\u016bk\u0117lis.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Oi a\u010di\u016b, vaikeli. O kaip a\u0161 dabar atrodau? \u2013 apsid\u017eiaugia senoji.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kaip senas vyras, \u2013 paai\u0161kina vaikas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petriukas, dreb\u0117damas i\u0161 baim\u0117s, ateina pas stomatolog\u0105. \u2013 Nebijok, \u2013 ramina j\u012f stomatologas. \u2013 Nesp\u0117si net i\u0161si\u017eioti \u2013 ir i\u0161trauksiu tavo dant\u012f. \u2013 Tikrai? \u2013 dar labiau sunerimsta Petriukas. \u2013&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111968"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111968\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}