{"id":110596,"date":"2010-02-24T06:51:02","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T04:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2010\/02\/24\/anekdotas-14\/"},"modified":"2010-02-24T06:51:02","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T04:51:02","slug":"anekdotas-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2010\/02\/24\/anekdotas-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Telefono skambutis. Ragel\u012f pakelia ma\u017ea mergait\u0117 ir tyliai sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Alio.<br \/>\n<br \/>Skambina solidus vyri\u0161kis, geras \u0161eimos draugas. Jis klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kaip gyveni?<br \/>\n<br \/>Mergyt\u0117 tyliai atsako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gerai.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gal gali pakviesti t\u0117t\u012f?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 (<i>Tyliai<\/i>) Ne, jis dabar u\u017eimtas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai mam\u0105 pakviesk.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 (<i>Tyliai<\/i>) Negaliu, ji irgi u\u017eimta.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O koks ten triuk\u0161mas pas jus?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 (<i>Tyliai<\/i>) Gaisrininkai kalba.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gaisrininkai?! Pakviesk k\u0105 nors i\u0161 j\u0173.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 (<i>Tyliai<\/i>) Ne, jie labai u\u017esi\u0117m\u0119. Dar yra policininkai, bet jie irgi u\u017esi\u0117m\u0119.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vie\u0161patie, kas ten pas jus atsitiko? Ir kod\u0117l tu taip tyliai kalbi?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 (<i>Tyliai<\/i>) Nenoriu jiems trukdyti.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O k\u0105 jie daro?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 (<i>Tyliai<\/i>) Man\u0119s ie\u0161ko.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Telefono skambutis. Ragel\u012f pakelia ma\u017ea mergait\u0117 ir tyliai sako: \u2013 Alio. Skambina solidus vyri\u0161kis, geras \u0161eimos draugas. Jis klausia: \u2013 Kaip gyveni? Mergyt\u0117 tyliai atsako: \u2013 Gerai. \u2013 Gal gali&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}