{"id":109916,"date":"2010-01-07T00:09:09","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T22:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2010\/01\/07\/anekdotai-168\/"},"modified":"2010-01-07T00:09:09","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T22:09:09","slug":"anekdotai-168","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2010\/01\/07\/anekdotai-168\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u012e cirko direktori\u0173 kreipias \u017emogus, ie\u0161kantis darbo.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O k\u0105 j\u016bs mokate? \u2013 klausia direktorius.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Pam\u0117gd\u017eioti pauk\u0161\u010dius.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0105 daug kas moka, \u2013 paniekinamai numoja ranka cirko direktorius.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Supratau, \u2013 li\u016bdnai atsid\u016bsta \u017emogus.<br \/>\n<br \/>Ir apsisuk\u0119s nuskrenda.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Tolim\u0173j\u0173 reis\u0173 vairuotojas skambina savo vir\u0161ininkui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u0160efe, sudu\u017eo \u0161oninis veidrod\u0117lis.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai pakeisk j\u012f nauju!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Negaliu, ant jo sunkve\u017eimis guli.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Skambutis \u012f duris.<br \/>\n<br \/>Jonukas jas atidaro ir mato stovint\u012f vaikin\u0105 su g\u0117l\u0117mis.<br \/>\n<br \/>Vaikas sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Man atrodo, kad tu per da\u017enai vaik\u0161tai pas mano seser\u012f. Nejaugi tu savo sesers neturi?<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mano mama nusprend\u0117 numesti \u0161iek tiek svorio.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ir k\u0105 ji daro?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Prad\u0117jo jodin\u0117ti.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na, ir kaip sekasi? Ar atsikrat\u0117 kiek nors svorio?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip, arklys penkis kilogramus jau numet\u0117.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Teismo pos\u0117d\u017eio metu kyla triuk\u0161mas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tylos! \u2013 rikteli teis\u0117jas. \u2013 Kas pirmas nepra\u0161omas i\u0161tars bent \u017eod\u012f, keliaus namo.<br \/>\n<br \/>Teisiamasis:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Valio!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas, Jonukas, policininkas ir blondin\u0117 u\u017esuka \u012f parduotuv\u0119.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u010cia kas, anekdotas? \u2013 nustemba pardav\u0117ja.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u012e cirko direktori\u0173 kreipias \u017emogus, ie\u0161kantis darbo. \u2013 O k\u0105 j\u016bs mokate? \u2013 klausia direktorius. \u2013 Pam\u0117gd\u017eioti pauk\u0161\u010dius. \u2013 T\u0105 daug kas moka, \u2013 paniekinamai numoja ranka cirko direktorius. \u2013&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}