{"id":109834,"date":"2009-12-31T00:36:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T22:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2009\/12\/31\/anekdotai-167\/"},"modified":"2009-12-31T00:36:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T22:36:15","slug":"anekdotai-167","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2009\/12\/31\/anekdotai-167\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Vaikai klausia t\u0117vo:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0117veli, ar tiesa, kad mumis r\u016bpinasi Dievas?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip, tiesa.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O ar tiesa, kad mus atne\u0161\u0117 gandras?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O dovanas dalija Kal\u0117d\u0173 Senelis?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai kam tada judu su ma-ma reikalingi?<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kal\u0117d\u0173 Seneli, a\u010di\u016b tau u\u017e dovanas, kurias man atne\u0161ei.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Niekai, neverta d\u0117koti&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161 irgi taip manau, bet kad mama liep\u0117&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Jei norite, kad j\u016bs\u0173 vaikai Naujuosius sutikt\u0173 namie, i\u0161eikite \u012f sve\u010dius.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u017diema. Labai \u0161alta. Prie eket\u0117s s\u0117di \u017evejys su i\u0161sip\u016btusiu skruostu.<br \/>\n<br \/>Prieina \u017emogus ir u\u017ejausdamas klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Skauda dant\u012f?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne, atitirpinu sliekus.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytojas pasakoja vaikams, kaip atrodo v\u0117pliai.<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas sukin\u0117jasi \u012f visas puses, dairosi pro lang\u0105 ir neklauso.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Petriuk, \u2013 sako mokytojas, \u2013 pra\u0161au \u017ei\u016br\u0117ti \u012f mane! Kitaip niekada nesu\u017einosi, kaip atrodo v\u0117pliai!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Pirkite surenkam\u0105 kal\u0117din\u0119 eglut\u0119.<br \/>\n<br \/>Pakuot\u0117je yra eglut\u0117s kamienas \u2013 1 vnt., \u0161akel\u0117s \u2013 20 vnt., spygliukai \u2013 154 786 vnt. ir klijai spygliuk\u0173 tvirtinimui prie \u0161akeli\u0173 \u2013 15 litr\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vaikai klausia t\u0117vo: \u2013 T\u0117veli, ar tiesa, kad mumis r\u016bpinasi Dievas? \u2013 Taip, tiesa. \u2013 O ar tiesa, kad mus atne\u0161\u0117 gandras? \u2013 Taip. \u2013 O dovanas dalija Kal\u0117d\u0173 Senelis?&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}