{"id":109739,"date":"2009-12-22T00:20:20","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T22:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2009\/12\/22\/anekdotai-166\/"},"modified":"2009-12-22T00:20:20","modified_gmt":"2009-12-21T22:20:20","slug":"anekdotai-166","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2009\/12\/22\/anekdotai-166\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Kalbasi du vyrai.<br \/>\n<br \/>Vienas sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017dinai, a\u0161 pasteb\u0117jau, kai \u017emona gamina valg\u012f, ji elgiasi labai neekonomi\u0161kai. Eina nuo \u0161aldytuvo prie stalo, nuo stalo prie virykl\u0117s, nuo virykl\u0117s prie spintel\u0117s, o nuo spintel\u0117s \u2013 prie \u0161aldytuvo. Ir visada ne\u0161a tik vien\u0105 daikt\u0105. Ir tada a\u0161 pagalvojau, kad jei ji i\u0161 karto pasiimt\u0173 kelis reikalingus daiktus, tai susitaupyt\u0173 daug laiko ir nereik\u0117t\u0173 tiek daug vaik\u0161\u010dioti. \u0116miau ir pasakiau jai apie savo steb\u0117jimus.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na, ir k\u0105? Ar pad\u0117jo tavo pasi\u016blymas? \u2013 teiraujasi pa\u0161nekovas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Atrodo, taip. Jei ji anks\u010diau pusry\u010dius gamindavo dvide\u0161imt minu\u010di\u0173, tai a\u0161 dabar pagaminu per de\u0161imt.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u017dmogus turi tur\u0117ti ger\u0105 \u0161eim\u0105, kad namuose pails\u0117t\u0173 nuo darbo. Ir pikt\u0105 uo\u0161v\u0119, kad \u012f darb\u0105 eit\u0173 su d\u017eiaugsmu.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Naujametin\u0117 \u201eWash &#038; go\u201c \u0161amp\u016bno akcija: \u201eDabar j\u016bs\u0173 pleiskanos bus snaigi\u0173 formos!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mieli t\u0117veliai, sveikinu jus su Kal\u0117domis, \u2013 ra\u0161o \u012f namus s\u016bnus studentas. \u2013 Man viskas gerai, bet i\u0161 j\u016bs\u0173 seniai gavau koki\u0105 nors \u017eini\u0105. Atsi\u0173skite bent tris \u0161imtus lit\u0173, kad \u017eino\u010diau, jog ir jums viskas gerai.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Protingas vyras stengiasi nesuteikti preteksto, kad moteris supykt\u0173.<br \/>\n<br \/>Bet protingai moteriai n\u0117 nereikia preteksto supykti.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Jei i\u0161 vakaro i\u0161siskalb\u0117te kojini\u0173 por\u0105 ir j\u0105 pad\u017eiov\u0117te ant gyvatuko, vadinasi, jums rytoj svarbi diena.<br \/>\n<br \/>Bet jei i\u0161skalb\u0117te kojines ir d\u017eiovinate jas plauk\u0173 d\u017eiovintuvu, vadinasi, svarbi diena \u0160IANDIEN!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kalbasi du vyrai. Vienas sako: \u2013 \u017dinai, a\u0161 pasteb\u0117jau, kai \u017emona gamina valg\u012f, ji elgiasi labai neekonomi\u0161kai. Eina nuo \u0161aldytuvo prie stalo, nuo stalo prie virykl\u0117s, nuo virykl\u0117s prie spintel\u0117s,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}