{"id":108953,"date":"2009-10-29T00:17:41","date_gmt":"2009-10-28T22:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2009\/10\/29\/anekdotai-162\/"},"modified":"2009-10-29T00:17:41","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T22:17:41","slug":"anekdotai-162","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2009\/10\/29\/anekdotai-162\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>S\u016bnus pra\u0161o t\u0117vo:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ar gal\u0117tum man \u0161iam vakarui paskolinti ma\u0161in\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O tai kam tau tada kojos?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Viena stabd\u017eiams spausti, kita \u2013 grei\u010dio pedalui.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Atb\u0117ga vaikas \u012f vaistin\u0119 ir pra\u0161o:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Duokite man vaist\u0173.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O kuo tu sergi?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Dar kol kas niekuo, bet \u0161iuo metu t\u0117t\u0117 varto mano pa\u017eymi\u0173 knygel\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytoja skund\u017eiasi i\u0161dyk\u0117lio t\u0117vui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 J\u016bs\u0173 s\u016bnus nupie\u0161\u0117 ant suolo mus\u0119, ir a\u0161 nusimu\u0161iau rank\u0105 j\u0105 bemu\u0161dama.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai dar nieko, \u2013 atsako t\u0117vas. \u2013 Jis \u0161tai neseniai vonioje nupie\u0161\u0117 krokodil\u0105, tai a\u0161 i\u0161\u0161okau pro nupie\u0161tas duris.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Futbolo rungtyni\u0173 sal\u0117je pirmoje eil\u0117je s\u0117di Petriukas. Draugas jo klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 I\u0161 kur gavai biliet\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 I\u0161 brolio, \u2013 atsako Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O kur brolis?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Namie. Ie\u0161ko bilieto.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u016bnus pra\u0161o t\u0117vo: \u2013 Ar gal\u0117tum man \u0161iam vakarui paskolinti ma\u0161in\u0105? \u2013 O tai kam tau tada kojos? \u2013 Viena stabd\u017eiams spausti, kita \u2013 grei\u010dio pedalui. *** Atb\u0117ga vaikas \u012f&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}