{"id":108853,"date":"2009-10-21T23:30:48","date_gmt":"2009-10-21T20:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2009\/10\/21\/anekdotai-161\/"},"modified":"2009-10-21T23:30:48","modified_gmt":"2009-10-21T20:30:48","slug":"anekdotai-161","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2009\/10\/21\/anekdotai-161\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pacientas, nenor\u0117damas mok\u0117ti didel\u0117s sumos u\u017e gydym\u0105, klausia gydytojo:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Bet kod\u0117l j\u016bs man i\u0161ra\u0161\u0117te toki\u0105 didel\u0119 s\u0105skait\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Matot, j\u016bs\u0173 atvejis toks \u012fdomus&#8230; Jei j\u016bs su\u017einotum\u0117te, koki\u0173 valios pastang\u0173 man prireik\u0117, kad a\u0161 j\u016bs\u0173 nei\u0161skros\u010diau, tai j\u016bs dabar u\u017emok\u0117tum\u0117te daug daugiau.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ponas daktare, a\u0161 buvau pas vaistinink\u0105, ir jis man patar\u0117&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na taip, \u017einoma, u\u017euot nu\u0117j\u0119s pas gydytoj\u0105, J\u016bs nu\u0117jote pas vaistinink\u0105, \u2013 sako supyk\u0119s daktaras. \u2013 \u012edomu, kok\u012f gi kvail\u0105 patarim\u0105 jis Jums dav\u0117?!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Jis patar\u0117 man kreiptis \u012f daktarus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pacientas, nenor\u0117damas mok\u0117ti didel\u0117s sumos u\u017e gydym\u0105, klausia gydytojo: \u2013 Bet kod\u0117l j\u016bs man i\u0161ra\u0161\u0117te toki\u0105 didel\u0119 s\u0105skait\u0105? \u2013 Matot, j\u016bs\u0173 atvejis toks \u012fdomus&#8230; Jei j\u016bs su\u017einotum\u0117te, koki\u0173 valios pastang\u0173&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}