{"id":108728,"date":"2009-10-14T23:37:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T20:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2009\/10\/14\/anekdotai-159\/"},"modified":"2009-10-14T23:37:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T20:37:09","slug":"anekdotai-159","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2009\/10\/14\/anekdotai-159\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gimnazistai ra\u0161o ra\u0161in\u0117l\u012f \u201eNeturtinga m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161eima\u201c. Bankininko s\u016bnaus ra\u0161inys: \u201eGyveno viena labai neturtinga \u0161eima. T\u0117tis ir mama buvo tikri varg\u0161ai, j\u0173 vairuotojas \u2013 dar didesnis varg\u0161as, o tarnas \u2013 jau visi\u0161kas vargeta.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Prie\u0161istorin\u0117 era. T\u0117vas \u017ei\u016bri \u012f s\u016bnaus pa\u017eymi\u0173 knygel\u0119 ir sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161 dar galiu suprasti tai, kad blogi pa\u017eymiai i\u0161 geografijos, matematikos, gimtosios kalbos, bet i\u0161 istorijos, kurios t\u0117ra 2 puslapiai!..<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytoja aukl\u0117ja pradinuk\u0105:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai labai negra\u017eus \u017eodis. Kur tu j\u012f i\u0161girdai?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mano t\u0117t\u0117 taip kalba.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Daugiau nedr\u012fsk kartoti, tu netgi ne\u017einai \u0161ito \u017eod\u017eio reik\u0161m\u0117s.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017dinau. Tai rei\u0161kia, kad ma\u0161ina neu\u017esiveda.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Nu\u0117jo Petriukas pa\u017evejoti. Vien\u0105 me\u0161ker\u0119 u\u017emet\u0117 \u012f e\u017eer\u0105, o kit\u0105 \u2013 \u012f pakrant\u0117s kr\u016bmus. S\u0117di, laukia. Pro \u0161al\u012f eina kitas \u017evejys.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O kam tu u\u017emetei me\u0161ker\u0119 \u012f kr\u016bmus? \u2013 klausia jis.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Eikit \u0161alin ir netrukdykit, \u2013 labai susikaup\u0119s stebi pl\u016bd\u0119 Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na, gal vis d\u0117lto pasakysi? \u2013 pra\u0161o \u017evejys.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gerai, bet tur\u0117site duoti penkis litus, \u2013 sako Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u017dinia, kokie smals\u016bs yra \u017evejai. Dav\u0117 jis Petriukui penkis litus, o tas visk\u0105 jam paai\u0161kino:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Su ta me\u0161kere, kur u\u017eme\u010diau \u012f e\u017eer\u0105, dar nieko nepagavau. O ant tos, kur u\u017eme\u010diau \u012f kr\u016bmus, j\u016bs penktas pakli\u016bvate.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gimnazistai ra\u0161o ra\u0161in\u0117l\u012f \u201eNeturtinga m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161eima\u201c. Bankininko s\u016bnaus ra\u0161inys: \u201eGyveno viena labai neturtinga \u0161eima. T\u0117tis ir mama buvo tikri varg\u0161ai, j\u0173 vairuotojas \u2013 dar didesnis varg\u0161as, o tarnas \u2013 jau&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}