{"id":108625,"date":"2009-10-07T23:20:01","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T20:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2009\/10\/07\/anekdotai-158\/"},"modified":"2009-10-07T23:20:01","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T20:20:01","slug":"anekdotai-158","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2009\/10\/07\/anekdotai-158\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Prie \u0161viesoforo stovi policininkas. Prie jo prieina pagyvenusi dama ir pra\u0161o:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gal pad\u0117tum\u0117te man pereiti gatv\u0119?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gerai, tik palaukime, kol u\u017esidegs \u017ealia \u0161viesa, \u2013 sako pareig\u016bnas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kai u\u017esidegs \u017ealia, a\u0161 ir pati galiu pereiti, \u2013 at\u0161auna mo\u010diut\u0117.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u012e Petriuko namus ateina mokytoja. Duris atidaro pats Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ar mama namie? \u2013 klausia mokytoja.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne, dar negr\u012f\u017eo, \u2013 atsako berniukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O t\u0117tis?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0117tis irgi pasisl\u0117p\u0117.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prie \u0161viesoforo stovi policininkas. Prie jo prieina pagyvenusi dama ir pra\u0161o: \u2013 Gal pad\u0117tum\u0117te man pereiti gatv\u0119? \u2013 Gerai, tik palaukime, kol u\u017esidegs \u017ealia \u0161viesa, \u2013 sako pareig\u016bnas. \u2013 Kai&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}