{"id":108447,"date":"2009-09-25T06:59:24","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T03:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2009\/09\/25\/anekdotai-157\/"},"modified":"2009-09-25T06:59:24","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T03:59:24","slug":"anekdotai-157","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2009\/09\/25\/anekdotai-157\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Teis\u0117jas klausia teisiamojo:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kod\u0117l j\u016bs \u0161ov\u0117te \u012f kit\u0105 med\u017eiotoj\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Man pasirod\u0117, kad ten elnias.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ir kada supratote, jog tai ne elnias?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kai jis prad\u0117jo atsi\u0161audyti.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>T\u0117vas ir s\u016bnus \u017evejyboje. T\u0117vas s\u016bnui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Paduok baton\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Surijau.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tada paduok kukur\u016bzus.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Surijau.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai kruopas paduok.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Irgi surijau.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na tai dar sliekus suryk ir va\u017eiuojam namo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Nusipirkau \u0161kot\u0173 avigan\u012f, tai baigia visus kaimynus i\u0161varyti i\u0161 proto.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ar daug loja?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne. Bet tas jo \u012fprotis groti d\u016bdmai\u0161iu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teis\u0117jas klausia teisiamojo: \u2013 Kod\u0117l j\u016bs \u0161ov\u0117te \u012f kit\u0105 med\u017eiotoj\u0105? \u2013 Man pasirod\u0117, kad ten elnias. \u2013 Ir kada supratote, jog tai ne elnias? \u2013 Kai jis prad\u0117jo atsi\u0161audyti. ***&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}