{"id":108412,"date":"2009-09-23T23:22:46","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T20:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2009\/09\/23\/anekdotai-156\/"},"modified":"2009-09-23T23:22:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T20:22:46","slug":"anekdotai-156","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2009\/09\/23\/anekdotai-156\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u017dvejoja senis ant vandenyno kranto. Nekimba.<br \/>\n<br \/>I\u0161 vandens i\u0161lenda ryklys ir sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Seni, \u010dia \u017euvies n\u0117ra jau por\u0105 met\u0173. Tu geriau maudytis eik&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ar turite stipri\u0173 migdom\u0173j\u0173? \u2013 klausia suvalkietis vaistin\u0117je.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip, turime, \u2013 paslaugiai atsako vaistinink\u0117.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kiek kainuoja?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 50 lit\u0173.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ir j\u016bs galvojate, kad u\u017e ka\u017ekokias tabletes sumok\u0117j\u0119s 50 lit\u0173 a\u0161 gal\u0117siu u\u017emigti?!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 T\u0117veli, atsimeni, \u017ead\u0117jai man duoti \u0161imt\u0105 lit\u0173, jei pereisiu \u012f 5-\u0105 klas\u0119?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017dinoma, atsimenu. Na, ir kaip tavo reikalai?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Sveikinu tave. Tu sutaupei pinig\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mergina klausia draug\u0117s:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kada tu pirm\u0105 kart\u0105 \u012fsimyl\u0117jai?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 16.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O antr\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 16.30.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u017dvejoja senis ant vandenyno kranto. Nekimba. I\u0161 vandens i\u0161lenda ryklys ir sako: \u2013 Seni, \u010dia \u017euvies n\u0117ra jau por\u0105 met\u0173. Tu geriau maudytis eik&#8230; *** \u2013 Ar turite stipri\u0173 migdom\u0173j\u0173?&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}