{"id":106874,"date":"2008-02-21T09:05:44","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T07:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2008\/02\/21\/anekdotai-149\/"},"modified":"2008-02-21T09:05:44","modified_gmt":"2008-02-21T07:05:44","slug":"anekdotai-149","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2008\/02\/21\/anekdotai-149\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Mama, a\u0161 klas\u0117je pats auk\u0161\u010diausias! \u2013 giriasi namuose Jonas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017dinoma, s\u016bnau. Juk tu \u2013 mokytojas.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Eina Petriukas su t\u0117\u010diu gatve pro savo mokykl\u0105. T\u0117vas ir sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017dinai, s\u016bnau, prie\u0161 dvide\u0161imt met\u0173 ir a\u0161 mokiausi \u0161ioje mokykloje.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai va, k\u0105 direktorius tur\u0117jo omeny, kai vakar man sak\u0117: \u201eTokio chuligano kaip tu a\u0161 jau dvide\u0161imt met\u0173 nema\u010diau.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Policininkas \u0161aukia \u012f racij\u0105:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Centras, centras!.. Prie mokyklos vyksta mu\u0161tyn\u0117s! Pagalbos nereikia \u2013 pab\u0117gsiu pats!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 Mama, a\u0161 klas\u0117je pats auk\u0161\u010diausias! \u2013 giriasi namuose Jonas. \u2013 \u017dinoma, s\u016bnau. Juk tu \u2013 mokytojas. *** Eina Petriukas su t\u0117\u010diu gatve pro savo mokykl\u0105. T\u0117vas ir sako: \u2013&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}