{"id":106815,"date":"2008-02-14T09:59:27","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T07:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2008\/02\/14\/anekdotai-148\/"},"modified":"2008-02-14T09:59:27","modified_gmt":"2008-02-14T07:59:27","slug":"anekdotai-148","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2008\/02\/14\/anekdotai-148\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>K\u016blverstukas laimingas atb\u0117ga pas Gen\u0105:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gena, Gena, dovan\u0173 gavom de\u0161imt apelsin\u0173, kiekvienam po a\u0161tuonis!<br \/>\n<br \/>Gena:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Pala, pala, kaip \u010dia taip, de\u0161imt i\u0161 viso, o kiekvienam po a\u0161tuonis?<br \/>\n<br \/>K\u016blverstukas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ai, ne\u017einau, a\u0161 savo a\u0161tuonis jau suvalgiau.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Atsipra\u0161au, kur \u010dia tualetas? \u2013 klausia barmeno \u012fb\u0117g\u0119s \u012f restoran\u0105 \u017emogelis.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 M\u016bs\u0173 tualetas \u2013 tik klientams, \u2013 sako \u0161is.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gerai, kiek pas jus kainuoja riekel\u0117 duonos?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Dvide\u0161imt cent\u0173.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai duokit man riekel\u0119 duonos ir sakykit grei\u010diau, kur \u010dia tualetas!!!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Bosas dalyvauja krik\u0161tynose ir savo krik\u0161tas\u016bnio klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ko nor\u0117tum dovan\u0173?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gelezinkeliuko&#8230; \u2013 atsako \u0161is.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Atkarpa Vilnius\u2013Klaip\u0117da tiks?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>K\u016blverstukas laimingas atb\u0117ga pas Gen\u0105: \u2013 Gena, Gena, dovan\u0173 gavom de\u0161imt apelsin\u0173, kiekvienam po a\u0161tuonis! Gena: \u2013 Pala, pala, kaip \u010dia taip, de\u0161imt i\u0161 viso, o kiekvienam po a\u0161tuonis? K\u016blverstukas:&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}