{"id":105855,"date":"2007-12-06T08:12:22","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T06:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/12\/06\/pasijuokime-48\/"},"modified":"2007-12-06T08:12:22","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T06:12:22","slug":"pasijuokime-48","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/12\/06\/pasijuokime-48\/","title":{"rendered":"Pasijuokime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pacientas, dreb\u0117damas i\u0161 baim\u0117s, ateina pas odontolog\u0105. \u0160is bando raminti:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Nesijaudinkite, net nesp\u0117site prasi\u017eioti \u2013 ir dantis jau bus i\u0161trauktas.<br \/>\n<br \/>Pacientas dar labiau susinervina ir klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai pro kur man j\u016bs j\u012f trauksite?<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Prie\u0161 m\u0117nes\u012f pasiskolinai \u0161imt\u0105 lit\u0173 ir sakei, kad tau j\u0173 reik\u0117s trumpam.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip ir buvo \u2013 a\u0161 juos i\u0161leidau per 10 minu\u010di\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Kur atostogavote?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Pirmas dvi dienas Alp\u0117se.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O paskui?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Lovoje \u2013 gipse.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Du \u017emon\u0117s s\u0117di kup\u0117. Vienam j\u0173 \u012fgrysta ilga tyla ir jis sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mes jau dvi valandas va\u017eiuojame, o dar nesusipa\u017einome. Taigi a\u0161 esu Tomas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O a\u0161 \u2013 ne.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Motina atveda s\u016bn\u0173 \u012f kalb\u0173 mokykl\u0105 ir sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Noriu, kad j\u012f i\u0161mokytum\u0117te u\u017esienio kalbos.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Puiku. Angl\u0173? Pranc\u016bz\u0173? Vokie\u010di\u0173? Rus\u0173?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tos, kuri labiausiai u\u017esienieti\u0161ka.<\/p>\n<p>*** <\/p>\n<p>Lietuvos \u017eem\u0117s \u016bkio universitete vyksta augalininkyst\u0117s egzaminas.<br \/>\n<br \/>Profesorius studento klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kada reikia sodinti bulves?<br \/>\n<br \/>Studentas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gegu\u017e\u0117s prad\u017eioje.<br \/>\n<br \/>Profesorius:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Logi\u0161ka. Antras klausimas: kada reikia kasti bulves?<br \/>\n<br \/>Studentas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Po savait\u0117s.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kod\u0117l?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai kad labai valgyti norisi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pacientas, dreb\u0117damas i\u0161 baim\u0117s, ateina pas odontolog\u0105. \u0160is bando raminti: \u2013 Nesijaudinkite, net nesp\u0117site prasi\u017eioti \u2013 ir dantis jau bus i\u0161trauktas. 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