{"id":104907,"date":"2007-09-20T09:26:44","date_gmt":"2007-09-20T06:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/09\/20\/anekdotai-135\/"},"modified":"2007-09-20T09:26:44","modified_gmt":"2007-09-20T06:26:44","slug":"anekdotai-135","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/09\/20\/anekdotai-135\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ma\u017eoji Laimut\u0117 meld\u017eiasi prie\u0161 mieg\u0105:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Brangusis Dievuli, saugok mano t\u0117vel\u012f ir mamyt\u0119, ir tet\u0105 Liz\u0105&#8230; Ir padaryk, kad Pary\u017eius b\u016bt\u0173 Anglijos sostin\u0117, nes kitaip mano kontroliniame darbe bus klaida!<\/p>\n<p>* * *<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas per pertrauk\u0105 r\u016bko u\u017e kampo. J\u012f pamato mokytoja, \u010diumpa ir nuveda pas t\u0117v\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017di\u016br\u0117kite! K\u0105 J\u016bs\u0173 s\u016bnus daro per pertraukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>Ir parodo cigare\u010di\u0173 pakel\u012f. T\u0117vas susigriebia u\u017e galvos ir sako Petriukui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Juk sakiau, kad r\u016bkytum savo cigaretes, o ne mano!!!<\/p>\n<p>* * *<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytojas pasakoja mokiniams:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Archimedas, maudydamasis vonioje, su\u0161uko \u2013 \u201eEureka!..\u201c<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Atsipra\u0161au, \u2013 nutraukia Petriukas, \u2013 k\u0105 rei\u0161kia \u0161is \u017eodis?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u201eSuradau\u201c. Ir kaip manai, Petriuk, k\u0105 jis surado?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tikriausiai muil\u0105!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma\u017eoji Laimut\u0117 meld\u017eiasi prie\u0161 mieg\u0105: \u2013 Brangusis Dievuli, saugok mano t\u0117vel\u012f ir mamyt\u0119, ir tet\u0105 Liz\u0105&#8230; Ir padaryk, kad Pary\u017eius b\u016bt\u0173 Anglijos sostin\u0117, nes kitaip mano kontroliniame darbe bus klaida!&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}