{"id":104739,"date":"2007-09-06T09:31:04","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T06:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/09\/06\/anekdotai-133\/"},"modified":"2007-09-06T09:31:04","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T06:31:04","slug":"anekdotai-133","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/09\/06\/anekdotai-133\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 T\u0117ti, m\u016bs\u0173 mokytoja nusikalba.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kod\u0117l taip sakai?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vakar ji sak\u0117, kad prie dviej\u0173 prid\u0117j\u0119 du gausime keturis. O \u0161iandien tvirtina, kad prie trij\u0173 prid\u0117j\u0119 vien\u0105 gausime keturis!!!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Simai, tu baigei ra\u0161yti diktant\u0105 \u2013 para\u0161ei pat\u012f paskutin\u012f sakin\u012f. K\u0105 reikia para\u0161yti gale?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 De\u0161imt.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Po matematikos kontrolinio kalbasi du bi\u010diuliai.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kiek u\u017eduo\u010di\u0173 i\u0161sprendei?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 N\u0117 vienos.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O tu?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Irgi n\u0117 vienos.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mokytoja v\u0117l apkaltins, kad vienas nuo kito nusira\u0161\u0117me.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriuk, kuo b\u016bsi u\u017eaug\u0119s?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Karininku.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Betgi tave gali u\u017emu\u0161ti.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas gali?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Prie\u0161as.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tada a\u0161 b\u016bsiu prie\u0161as.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Muzikos mokytoja klausia Petriuko:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Petriuk, ar \u017einai \u0161iuos \u017emones: Mocart\u0105, Bach\u0105, Haidn\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mokytoja, o ar J\u016bs \u017einote Stor\u0105, Vyck\u0105 ir Baton\u0105?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai ko \u010dia savo chebra g\u0105sdinate?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2013 T\u0117ti, m\u016bs\u0173 mokytoja nusikalba. \u2013 Kod\u0117l taip sakai? \u2013 Vakar ji sak\u0117, kad prie dviej\u0173 prid\u0117j\u0119 du gausime keturis. O \u0161iandien tvirtina, kad prie trij\u0173 prid\u0117j\u0119 vien\u0105 gausime keturis!!!&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}