{"id":104640,"date":"2007-08-30T09:39:41","date_gmt":"2007-08-30T06:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/08\/30\/anekdotai-132\/"},"modified":"2007-08-30T09:39:41","modified_gmt":"2007-08-30T06:39:41","slug":"anekdotai-132","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/08\/30\/anekdotai-132\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dinozauriukas klausia mamos:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mama, o kai mirsiu, ar pateksiu \u012f dang\u0173?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne, vaikeli \u2013 \u012f muziej\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vakar buvau atrakcionuose&#8230; \u2013 sako draugelis kitam.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na, ir kaip?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kaip, kaip&#8230; Su\u017einojau, pro kur adrenalinas i\u0161siskiria&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Ar pasteb\u0117jai, kad \u017emon\u0117s, kurie v\u0117luoja, b\u016bna linksmesni u\u017e tuos, kurie j\u0173 laukia?<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Supyk\u0119s mokytojas klasei:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Kas save laikote kvailais, atsistokite.<br \/>\n<br \/>Visi tyli. Antr\u0105 kart\u0105 v\u0117l klausia to paties. Po kiek laiko atsistoja Petriukas.<br \/>\n<br \/>Mokytojas:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 K\u0105, Petriuk, tu save kvailu laikai?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne, mokytojau, tiesiog negra\u017eu, kad vienas stovite.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Siun\u010dia t\u0117vai i\u0161 kaimo \u012f miest\u0105 savo s\u016bnui telegram\u0105: \u201eAtsakyk grei\u010diau, kaip sek\u0117si egzaminus laikyti\u201c.<br \/>\n<br \/>S\u016bnus atra\u0161o: \u201eViskas labai gerai, profesoriai su\u017eav\u0117ti ir pra\u0161o ruden\u012f pakartoti\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Pagrindin\u0117 studento u\u017eduotis \u2013 i\u0161laikyti egzaminus nesimokius. Nes pasimok\u0119s kiekvienas durnius i\u0161laikys.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dinozauriukas klausia mamos: \u2013 Mama, o kai mirsiu, ar pateksiu \u012f dang\u0173? \u2013 Ne, vaikeli \u2013 \u012f muziej\u0173. *** \u2013 Vakar buvau atrakcionuose&#8230; \u2013 sako draugelis kitam. \u2013 Na, ir&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}