{"id":104310,"date":"2007-08-03T16:33:40","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T13:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/08\/03\/pasijuokime-45\/"},"modified":"2007-08-03T16:33:40","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T13:33:40","slug":"pasijuokime-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/08\/03\/pasijuokime-45\/","title":{"rendered":"Pasijuokime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Motina, besilaukianti antrojo vaiko, nusprend\u0117 apie tai pasikalb\u0117ti su pirmagimiu. Ji klausia s\u016bnaus:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ko tu labiau nor\u0117tum \u2013 broliuko ar sesut\u0117s?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Matai&#8230; Jei tai nelabai sugadint\u0173 tavo fig\u016br\u0105, labiausiai nor\u0117\u010diau nedidelio ponio.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Pokalbis telefonu:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mielasis, k\u0105 tu ten be man\u0119s veiki?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai vien\u0105, tai kit\u0105, tai stikliuk\u0105 i\u0161plaunu.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Po \u0161eimyninio gin\u010do:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Gerai,\u2013 sako \u017emona,\u2013 a\u0161 pripa\u017e\u012fstu, kad mes abu vienodai kalti. Ypa\u010d \u2013 tu!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mergina sako su\u017ead\u0117tiniui:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Brangusis, ar pra\u0161ei t\u0117vo leidimo mane vesti?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip, brangioji. Vakar paskambinau jam \u012f kontor\u0105 ir tiesiai paklausiau.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 K\u0105 jis atsak\u0117?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Jis atsak\u0117: \u201eNe\u017einau, kas skambina, bet sutinku\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Motina, besilaukianti antrojo vaiko, nusprend\u0117 apie tai pasikalb\u0117ti su pirmagimiu. Ji klausia s\u016bnaus: \u2013 Ko tu labiau nor\u0117tum \u2013 broliuko ar sesut\u0117s? \u2013 Matai&#8230; Jei tai nelabai sugadint\u0173 tavo fig\u016br\u0105,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}