{"id":104187,"date":"2007-07-26T08:57:40","date_gmt":"2007-07-26T05:57:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/07\/26\/pasijuokime-43\/"},"modified":"2007-07-26T08:57:40","modified_gmt":"2007-07-26T05:57:40","slug":"pasijuokime-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/07\/26\/pasijuokime-43\/","title":{"rendered":"Pasijuokime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 T\u0117\u00adti, ga\u00adli\u00adma su ta\u00advi\u00admi tru\u00adpu\u00adt\u012f pa\u00adsi\u00adkal\u00adb\u0117\u00adti? \u2013 klau\u00adsia Pet\u00adriu\u00adkas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ge\u00adrai, kal\u00adb\u0117k, tik trum\u00adpai ir ai\u0161\u00adkiai, nes ne\u00adtu\u00adriu lai\u00adko, \u2013 sa\u00adko t\u0117\u00advas.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0160im\u00adtas li\u00adt\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ruo\u00ad\u0161ia\u00adma\u00adsi \u012fves\u00adti dar vie\u00adn\u0105 \u0161vie\u00adso\u00adfo\u00adro sig\u00adna\u00adl\u0105 \u2013 la\u00adbai ry\u0161\u00adkiai rau\u00addo\u00adn\u0105. Jis reik\u0161\u00adt\u0173: \u201eO vis d\u0117l\u00adto STOP\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ant \u0161a\u00adkos tu\u00adpi var\u00adna ir lai\u00adko s\u016b\u00adr\u012f. Po me\u00add\u017eiu s\u0117\u00addi la\u00adp\u0117 ir spren\u00add\u017eia kry\u00ad\u017eia\u00ad\u017eo\u00add\u012f:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Pie\u00adno pro\u00adduk\u00adtas, \u017eo\u00addis \u2013 i\u0161 pen\u00adki\u0173 rai\u00add\u017ei\u0173, pir\u00admo\u00adji \u2013 S&#8230; Ir kas tai ga\u00adl\u0117\u00adt\u0173 b\u016b\u00adti?..<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 S\u016b\u00adris!!! \u2013 krankteli var\u00adna&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Rek\u00adla\u00adma: \u201eJei pirk\u00adsi\u00adte \u0161al\u00addy\u00adtu\u00adv\u0105, tai jo du\u00adre\u00adles gau\u00adsi\u00adte ne\u00admo\u00adka\u00admai!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>***\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t   <\/p>\n<p>Ado\u00admas ir Ie\u00adva tik\u00adrai ne\u00adbu\u00advo ki\u00adnai. 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