{"id":103385,"date":"2007-05-23T16:41:34","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T13:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/05\/23\/anekdotai-124\/"},"modified":"2007-05-23T16:41:34","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T13:41:34","slug":"anekdotai-124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/05\/23\/anekdotai-124\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Petriukas niekaip nei\u0161taria \u017eod\u017eio \u201eketuri\u201c. Vien\u0105 ryt\u0105 jis nueina \u012f parduotuv\u0119 ir sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Duokit penkias bandeles, bet vienos nereikia.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Diskotekoje mergina klausia vaikino:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tu \u0161oki?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Taip!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai gerai, nes a\u0161 galvojau, kad tave elektra krato.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Eina \u017emogus gatve ir mato: auk\u0161tai ant stulpo kabo ka\u017ekoks lapelis. Smalsu pasidar\u0117, \u0117m\u0117 \u017emogelis ir \u012fsliuog\u0117 \u012f stulp\u0105. Skaito, o ten para\u0161yta: \u201eAtsargiai, da\u017eyta!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Mo\u010diut\u0117 pri\u017ei\u016bri an\u016bk\u0105. Jai prireikia trumpam nub\u0117gti \u012f parduotuv\u0119. Mo\u010diut\u0117 ir sako:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Vaikeli, a\u0161 greitai gr\u012f\u0161iu, o tu pab\u016bk namie. Tik neimk degtuk\u0173.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Nesijaudink, mo\u010diute, neimsiu. Kam jie man \u2013 a\u0161 turiu \u017eiebtuv\u0117l\u012f.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petriukas niekaip nei\u0161taria \u017eod\u017eio \u201eketuri\u201c. Vien\u0105 ryt\u0105 jis nueina \u012f parduotuv\u0119 ir sako: \u2013 Duokit penkias bandeles, bet vienos nereikia. *** Diskotekoje mergina klausia vaikino: \u2013 Tu \u0161oki? \u2013 Taip!&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}