{"id":103251,"date":"2007-05-15T08:56:55","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T05:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/05\/15\/anekdotai-123\/"},"modified":"2007-05-15T08:56:55","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T05:56:55","slug":"anekdotai-123","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/05\/15\/anekdotai-123\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gr\u012f\u017eta vyras i\u0161 darbo, o \u017emona pasitinka su plakatu: \u201eA\u0161 \u0161iandien su tavim nekalb\u0117siu!\u201c<br \/>\n<br \/>Na, nekalb\u0117si, tai nekalb\u0117si. Vyras atsis\u0117da prie televizoriaus, atsikem\u0161a alaus. \u010cia ateina \u017emona, atsistoja prie\u0161 televizori\u0173 ir i\u0161tiesia plakat\u0105: \u201eIr \u017einai, kod\u0117l?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Va\u017eiuoja \u0161eima automobiliu. Ma\u017eas vaikas \u0161\u016bkauja:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mama, mama, \u017ei\u016br\u0117k, bala! Mama, mama, \u017ei\u016br\u0117k, kokia ma\u0161ina! Mama, mama, \u017ei\u016br\u0117k, koks \u0161uo! T\u0117ti, t\u0117ti, \u017ei\u016br\u0117k, kokia blondin\u0117!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gr\u012f\u017eta vyras i\u0161 darbo, o \u017emona pasitinka su plakatu: \u201eA\u0161 \u0161iandien su tavim nekalb\u0117siu!\u201c Na, nekalb\u0117si, tai nekalb\u0117si. Vyras atsis\u0117da prie televizoriaus, atsikem\u0161a alaus. \u010cia ateina \u017emona, atsistoja prie\u0161 televizori\u0173&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}