{"id":102429,"date":"2007-03-08T09:38:14","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T07:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/03\/08\/anekdotai-119\/"},"modified":"2007-03-08T09:38:14","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T07:38:14","slug":"anekdotai-119","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/03\/08\/anekdotai-119\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>U\u017era\u0161as ant kiemo vart\u0173: \u201eGeras \u0161uo. Tik silpn\u0173 nerv\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ar tu man nemeluoji? \u2013 koketi\u0161kai klausia mergina savo vaikino.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A\u0161 visada sakau tik ties\u0105, mano atl\u0117pause storule kreivakoje kvai\u0161ele.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ar tikrai mano akys m\u0117lynos kaip dangaus \u017eydryn\u0117? \u2013 klausia mergina vaikino.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Aha.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O mano l\u016bpos \u2013 kaip rasotas raudonas ro\u017e\u0117s \u017eiedas?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Mhm.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ach, kaip man patinka, kai tu kalbi tokius romanti\u0161kus dalykus.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Sesele! \u2013 \u0161aukia supyk\u0119s gydytojas. \u2013 Nustokite u\u017esira\u0161in\u0117ti savo kvailus kulinarinius receptus ant m\u016bs\u0173 recept\u0173 blank\u0173! Vakar v\u0117l vienam ligoniui vietoj mikst\u016bros vaistin\u0117je i\u0161kep\u0117 tort\u0105!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Tur\u0117jo \u017emogelis tok\u012f bjaur\u0173 katin\u0105, kuris pridirbdavo vidury kambario. \u017dmogus band\u0117 gyv\u016bn\u0105 nuo netikusio \u012fpro\u010dio atpratinti: pabaksnodavo nosele \u012f bal\u0105 ir mesdavo pro pirmo auk\u0161to lang\u0105.<br \/>\n<br \/>Ir vien\u0105 dien\u0105 pamokos pagaliau dav\u0117 rezultat\u0105. Katinas v\u0117l pridirbo vidury kambario, pabaksnojo nosimi ir pats i\u0161\u0161oko pro lang\u0105!<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Petriukas niekaip nesupranta, k\u0105 guguoja jo pus\u0117s met\u0173 brolis, tod\u0117l nueina pas mam\u0105 ir klausia:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Klausyk, ar tu tikrai \u017einai, kad jis \u2013 lietuvis?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u017era\u0161as ant kiemo vart\u0173: \u201eGeras \u0161uo. Tik silpn\u0173 nerv\u0173.\u201c *** \u2013 Ar tu man nemeluoji? \u2013 koketi\u0161kai klausia mergina savo vaikino. \u2013 A\u0161 visada sakau tik ties\u0105, mano atl\u0117pause storule&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}