{"id":102342,"date":"2007-03-01T09:32:55","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T07:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2007\/03\/01\/anekdotai-118\/"},"modified":"2007-03-01T09:32:55","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T07:32:55","slug":"anekdotai-118","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2007\/03\/01\/anekdotai-118\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Petriukas gr\u012f\u017eta i\u0161 mokyklos su ra\u0161teliu nuo mokytojo: \u201ePetriukas smirda. Petriuk\u0105 reikia prausti\u201c.
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T\u0117vai para\u0161o atsakym\u0105: \u201ePetriuko nereikia uostyti. Petriuk\u0105 reikia mokyti\u201c.<\/p>\n

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Stomatologas ap\u017ei\u016bri saldumynus m\u0117gstan\u010dio moksleivio dantis.
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\u2013 Na ir skyl\u0117, na ir skyl\u0117, na ir skyl\u0117!.. \u2013 nusteb\u0119s su\u0161unka stomatologas.
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\u2013 Gerai, bet kod\u0117l j\u016bs kartojate tris kartus? \u2013 nepatenkintas suburba vaikis.
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\u2013 A\u0161 tik vien\u0105 kart\u0105 pasakiau. \u010cia \u2013 aidas… \u2013 sako stomatologas.<\/p>\n

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Ra\u0161telis prie mokyklos dur\u0173: \u201eMieli mokiniai, pra\u0161ome savo vi-sureigius mokyklos aik\u0161tel\u0117je statyti ar\u010diau vienas kito, nes netelpa mokytoj\u0173 dvira\u010diai. Direktorius\u201c.<\/p>\n

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\u2013 T\u0117ti, visi mokykloje man sako, kad mano t\u0117vai nei\u0161silavin\u0119, \u2013 skund\u017eiasi Petriukas.
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\u2013 O kas ta mokykla? \u2013 nustemba t\u0117tis.<\/p>\n

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Lietuvi\u0173 kalbos mokytoja nusipirko kalban\u010di\u0105 pap\u016bg\u0105. Kit\u0105 dien\u0105 ji pasipiktinusi atlekia \u012f t\u0105 parduotuv\u0119:
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\u2013 K\u0105 j\u016bs man pardav\u0117te?! \u2013 \u0117m\u0117 \u0161aukti ji. \u2013 J\u016bs\u0173 pap\u016bga kalba baisius dalykus!
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\u2013 Mes niekada negird\u0117jome, kad ji keikt\u0173si… \u2013 sako pardav\u0117ja.
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\u2013 Gerai, jei dar keikt\u0173si, bet ji visi\u0161kai netaisyklingai kir\u010diuoja \u017eod\u017eius!<\/p>\n

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Moteris renkasi parduotuv\u0117je kilimin\u0119 dang\u0105.
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\u2013 Man reikia ko nors prakti\u0161ko ir patvaraus \u012f vaik\u0173 kambar\u012f.
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\u2013 O kiek tame kambaryje gyvens vaik\u0173? \u2013 domisi pardav\u0117jas.
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\u2013 \u0160e\u0161i!
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\u2013 Tokiu atveju, ponia, a\u0161 jums patar\u010diau geriausiai t\u0105 kambar\u012f i\u0161asfaltuoti.<\/p>\n

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Mo\u010diut\u0117 skaito an\u016bk\u0117liui pasak\u0105.
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\u2013 Matai, vaikeli, avyt\u0117 buvo neklusni ir j\u0105 suvalg\u0117 vilkas.
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\u2013 O jeigu ji b\u016bt\u0173 buvusi paklusni, tai j\u0105 suvalgyt\u0173 \u017emogus, ar ne? \u2013 klausia an\u016bk\u0117lis.<\/p>\n

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Petriukas gr\u012f\u017eta i\u0161 mokyklos su ra\u0161teliu nuo mokytojo: \u201ePetriukas smirda. Petriuk\u0105 reikia prausti\u201c. T\u0117vai para\u0161o atsakym\u0105: \u201ePetriuko nereikia uostyti. Petriuk\u0105 reikia mokyti\u201c. *** Stomatologas ap\u017ei\u016bri saldumynus m\u0117gstan\u010dio moksleivio dantis. \u2013… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}