{"id":101500,"date":"2006-12-28T10:13:52","date_gmt":"2006-12-28T08:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2006\/12\/28\/anekdotai-117\/"},"modified":"2006-12-28T10:13:52","modified_gmt":"2006-12-28T08:13:52","slug":"anekdotai-117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2006\/12\/28\/anekdotai-117\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tikybos mokytoja klausia Onut\u0117s:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ar pasimeldei prie\u0161 valgydama K\u016b\u010di\u0173 vakarien\u0119?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne, man to daryti neb\u016btina. A\u0161 pasitikiu savo mama, ji valg\u012f gamina gerai.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Petriuk, kaip sek\u0117si mokykloje?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Matematikos kontrolinio darbo nebuvo, nes ka\u017ekas keturis kartus paskambino, kad mokykla u\u017eminuota.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Net keturis kartus? Ir kas taip padar\u0117?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tai va, a\u0161 irgi niekaip nesuprantu, kas skambino ketvirt\u0105 kart\u0105&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ech, reik\u0117jo t\u0117vo klausyti, kai vaik\u0117zas buvau. Reik\u0117jo. O a\u0161, kvailys, neklausiau&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 O k\u0105 jis tau sak\u0117?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Galas \u017eino. Taigi sakau, a\u0161 jo neklausiau&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Parduotuv\u0117je pardav\u0117ja klausia berniuko:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Tu tikras, kad tau liep\u0117 nupirkti keturis kilogramus saldaini\u0173 ir du \u0161imtus gram\u0173 bulvi\u0173?<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Klausyk, tu kartais ne kinas?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ne, a\u0161 negras.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Negali b\u016bti, tu tikrai negras?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 \u017dinoma, a\u0161 gi visas juodas, garbanotas.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Bet man vis tiek atrodo, kad tu kinas&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Na gerai, kad taip nori \u2013 kinas a\u0161, kinas!..<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Matai, o koks nepana\u0161us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Jei mama skund\u017eiasi, jog sugedo skalbimo ma\u0161ina, patark, kad galima skalbti ir su siurbliu. Tereikia \u012f dulki\u0173 surinkimo bakel\u012f pripilti vandens, sud\u0117ti ten drabu\u017eius ir siurbti skalbimo miltelius.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tikybos mokytoja klausia Onut\u0117s: \u2013 Ar pasimeldei prie\u0161 valgydama K\u016b\u010di\u0173 vakarien\u0119? \u2013 Ne, man to daryti neb\u016btina. A\u0161 pasitikiu savo mama, ji valg\u012f gamina gerai. *** \u2013 Petriuk, kaip sek\u0117si&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}