{"id":101185,"date":"2006-11-30T09:09:50","date_gmt":"2006-11-30T07:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.17047165566933.sritis.lt\/index.php\/2006\/11\/30\/anekdotai-115\/"},"modified":"2006-11-30T09:09:50","modified_gmt":"2006-11-30T07:09:50","slug":"anekdotai-115","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/2006\/11\/30\/anekdotai-115\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Kambaryje suskamba telefonas. Prie jo prieina \u0161uo, nukelia ragel\u012f ir suloja:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Au!<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Alio? \u2013 nesupranta kitame laido gale.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Au!! \u2013 v\u0117l suloja \u0161uo.<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Alio! Nelabai gerai gird\u017eiu, gal galite pakartoti paraid\u017eiui?<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 A \u2013 Antanas, U \u2013 Utena. AU! \u2013 susierzin\u0119s i\u0161ai\u0161kina \u0161uo.<br \/>\n<br \/>***<br \/>\n<br \/>Rytas \u010digon\u0173 tabore \u2013 kas anks\u010diau atsik\u0117l\u0117, tas ir gra\u017eiau apsireng\u0117.<br \/>\n<br \/>***<br \/>\n<br \/>\u017dyd\u0173 \u0161eima s\u0117di u\u017e jaukaus piet\u0173 stalo. Staiga nuo stalo krenta \u0161akut\u0117, bet t\u0117tis susp\u0117ja j\u0105 su\u010diupti. Visi lengviau atsid\u016bsta \u2013 \u0161akut\u0117 nenukrito, vadinasi, nelaukt\u0173 ir alkan\u0173 sve\u010di\u0173 nebus. Staiga pro duris \u0161aukdamas \u012fb\u0117ga jauniausias s\u016bnelis:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2013 Ui, t\u0117ti, t\u0117ti, kas atsitiko! Lifte u\u017estrigo m\u016bs\u0173 mo\u010diut\u0117!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kambaryje suskamba telefonas. Prie jo prieina \u0161uo, nukelia ragel\u012f ir suloja: \u2013 Au! \u2013 Alio? \u2013 nesupranta kitame laido gale. \u2013 Au!! \u2013 v\u0117l suloja \u0161uo. \u2013 Alio! Nelabai gerai&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"NULL \/ NULL","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","pmpro-has-access"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","post-thumbnail":"","visualnews_post_thumb":"","woocommerce_thumbnail":"","woocommerce_single":"","woocommerce_gallery_thumbnail":""},"author_info":{"info":["admin"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Be kategorijos<\/a>","tag_info":"Be kategorijos","comment_count":"0","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.santaka.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}